another alt account @notstavvers@jorts.horse
smoking area
Joined Dec 2022
lowkey love that jorts is so technologically neglected that the favicon is 😂, an emoji which became cringe quite some time ago
we have a unique and unprecedented opportunity to fuck with the military and intelligence services so please be vigilant for the F-35 and spot it somewhere which is difficult to reach and inconvenient for your enemies
find someone who constantly rises to your impassioned defence apropos of nothing the way hadley freeman does it for woody allen
russell brand voice: allegationsy-wallegations
setting up a server for all the meta discourse surrounding this instance. call that jorts.discourse
currently at a conference centre with outrageously bad wifi. everyone else is complaining about it but as a jortser I've trained for ever in entering some text then waiting half an hour or so to discover if it sent or not
what did maggie thatcher write on her tumblr profile
miners dni
taking bets on when jorts next goes down like an old timey cockfight
odo except instead of goo he's made of piss 
the best beatles song was in fact written by nirvana (about a girl)
too much eros leaves you agape
cross posted this one to bluesky and all I got was a reply from someone telling me how much they liked disney robin hood and how well it stood the test of time
knot in knottingham
rip iain m banks youdve loved the omegaverse
my favourite unit of time is the dealer's 45 minutes, a measure which is a period of anywhere between 20 minutes and three hours, but absolutely never 45 minutes
draculactation
making non-lethal kimchi today
smoking area
Joined Dec 2022
