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I'm going to start a queer developers' discord server, boosts ok! Planning to setup a irc-discord/matrix-discord for it bridge at some point as well.

discord.gg/v2uXds

New invite for the queer developer's discord server! We're up to almost 30 members right now. Feel free to join even if you aren't too experienced! This one should be permanent, I'll keep it up unless it gets abused or something.

discord.gg/DxPyHJX

@panamapauper @Rigatonimonster no no no why would you invite that vampire into this house

on mastodon we do not argue over infantile things like "do trans people exist (yes)" or "is climate change real (yes)" or "is capitalism the best economic system (no)"

we debate REAL shit. like whether or not pulp belongs in orange juice

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logging in to say that Pulp doesn't exist. Pulp was made up by Florida to sell multiple cartons of OJ to individual households. I guess you could say it's Show more

me: babe wtf i can't believe you forgot to buy eggs, we need them for this cake

her: ugh ok sorry, but remember when you forgot to pick me up from the airport cos you were busy gaming??

me: this is whataboutism, a classic soviet era propaganda tactic taught by the KGB. tell me who you are working for. do you know vladimir putin? i am tweeting the FBI right now, they need to know about you

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New invite for the queer developer's discord server! We're up to almost 30 members right now. Feel free to join even if you aren't too experienced! This one should be permanent, I'll keep it up unless it gets abused or something.

discord.gg/DxPyHJX

Mastodon can you give me a meme format so I can write jokes?

for writing jokes?

Yeeees.

actually writes the intellectual and literary history of France and England like a boss

garfield time

AMAZON’S FRODO: why don’t we just deliver the One Ring directly to Mount Doom?
AMAZON’S GANDALF: alas, Frodo, such magic is beyond the realm of wizards. Perhaps one day, in the future, an online delivery system will be created by a man braver than I

I'm going to start a queer developers' discord server, boosts ok! Planning to setup a irc-discord/matrix-discord for it bridge at some point as well.

discord.gg/v2uXds

shopping at a grocery store?

If you were truly revolutionary you'd wait in line in the snow for your bread like the rest of us

I want a girl with a short short and a looooooooong long

Using the modern web doesn't feel empowering. It feels immensely frustrating.

The web is barely usable without ad-blocking. Pages take an age to load and the content jumps around as more ads download and display. Also the ads are spying on you.

The entire JS ecosystem is dependency hell and sometimes you have to download massive JS files just to view a web page. The JS is probably also spying on you.

Worse still, JS is also probably why the Back button doesn't work properly on so many sites.

thinking about how the Starbucks mermaid is slowly, but surely, getting closer, and we cannot stop her

imagine doing science because you want to propel humanity into it's next stage of development and not because you want to make 100 million dollars instead of 80 million dollars next quarter
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jorts.horse

Horses can wear jorts too. [[THIS IS ETERNALLY A WORK IN PROGRESS]]