panamapauper @panamapauper@jorts.horse

I'm going to start a queer developers' discord server, boosts ok! Planning to setup a irc-discord/matrix-discord for it bridge at some point as well.

https://discord.gg/v2uXds

i'm single and eating a pringle

You are a prisoner in a room with two doors. One of them leads to certain death, one of them leads to freedom. You have two wolves inside of you. One of them always lies and the other one always tells the truth. You can only ask a single question to one of the wolves. What do you ask so you can pick the door to freedom?

there are two wolves inside you. she's touching his chest now, he takes off her dress now, let me go

jeremy corbyn dronification fetish

this halloween we had a ghost brexit

gay dating is like job hunting, either you do it on the internet or get referred by a friend

it's been like 7 hours since she left and i already miss @roxxers's butt

when i was little i vaguely knew of Al Gore, as well as the prefix al- in Arabic, so i came to the conclusion that al-Gore must be some sort of public figure from the middle east

broke: daylight savings time
woke: no dst
bespoke: dst but you only do the switch back so you get to sleep an extra hour each year

thesis: having a pussy
antithesis: having a dick
synthesis: that secret menu grs option where you get to keep your dick

i wanna get grs but also be mega hung. this, i believe, is referred to as 'the dialectic'

out of my cage and i've been doing just fine

I have existed in a constant state of grilling since a BBQ in 1997. I have been attending this charcoal grill for twenty-two years. Do you genuinely think I can make time to argue about politics? Don't make me laugh. I have been flipping this exact burger for a third of my life. It's literally not cooking and I'm not allowed to leave. It's been over a fucking a flame for 22 years and it's still fucking frozen. What fucking vengeful god cursed me with this. help

strike number 3:
probably worst of em all oculus doesn't let you change the name on your account. at all. doesn't even have a support page on it. as if anyone needed to change their name ever *chuckles*