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high difficulty escape room: youre laying in bed and you have one hour to get out of bed

@panamapauper okay, assuming 9 minutes is the snooze time, I can hit snooze 6 times and still have 6 minutes to get up. That’s plenty of time, perfect. I can get up in 6 minutes, no problem.

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Nightmare mode: It's 50ºF (10ºC) in the room and you're under a very warm comforter

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Lunatic difficulty: With a collection of good books and/or an internet-connected device within arm's reach.

@decis @mawr @panamapauper Impossible Difficulty: there is a sleeping cat on your chest which starts purring every time you move.

@panamapauper holy shit I read this while procrastinating getting up and it's too damn real

@panamapauper you said high difficulty, not impossible D:

@panamapauper Too real. Meanwhile, I had nothing urging me to get out of bed today, and no breakfast supplies at home, so *obviously* it was easy to get out.

Braaaaaaiiiiiin, whyyyyy.

@panamapauper I'm kinda failing at leaving home for groceries, though.

Inside has fluffy warm blankets, outside has damp fog and cold.

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