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oh no!!! help me help me!!! :-] help me im in trouble!!!!! =)
*u get off your horse and rush over to me*
haha you came you really came!!
*gives u a hug*
i love u =]

why go hunting when you could play call of duty against your dog

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Le room of
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If he’s your dad why’s he carving my pinewood derby car?

pronouncing "steak-frites" like "steek frights"

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GENIE: You have three wishes. What will they be?
ME: I want you to give me three smooches. :blobkissblush:
GENIE: omg i thought you'd never ask...... :blobmelt: what do u want ur three wishes to be though ? :blobblush:

the highest point of my academic career was me telling a lecture hall full of people about some orange peels i saw on the sidewalk

LOL @ that feeling when you're giving a presentation and you forget what you wanted to say next so you just stand there and listen to the silence Grow and Grow and Grow and think....... wow haha this is happening

@peemobil i didn't know that I'd even have to do a formal presentation until yesterday lol..... thought they would just dive into the questioning....... so I ran out of stuff I could remember to talk about after like five minutes and had some VERY awkward silences lmao. basically im a dumbass but I'll be fine Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―

WOW i completely botched my defense presentation but i think i did a really good job answering the questions which was supposed to be the hard part

nothing but respect for the troops

[the troops are all my mom]

love you mom!!

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saying "i'm going to the g-a-s s-t-a-t-i-o-n" so i don't get my car all riled up

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*signing you up to go snorkeling*

your gonna b breathing thru a tube once im done with u!!!!! =]

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jorts.horse

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