jeremy @peemobil@jorts.horse

nobody has to do anything and also what if we stopped

oh no!!! help me help me!!! :-] help me im in trouble!!!!! =)
*u get off your horse and rush over to me*
haha you came you really came!!
*gives u a hug*
i love u =]

anybody else wanna kill some rich people

twisting my body into some kind of fucked up keyway kind of shape

excited to punch in tomorrow morning and get to work with my water bottle and my nametag and my toes + entire hands removed by scissors

masterdon who am i

once in a while i will b scrolling the TL and see my own art that i just posted 30 seconds ago and be like, whoah damn who is that?

questing for the sickest media tab possible @eatbugs

gonna take a shit in a minute

logging on

death to peemo long live jeremy

you know those expositional newsreel montages at the beginning of disaster movies i think we are living in one right now

sitting on the toilet naked sipping an ice coffee done shitting for 15minutes but too lazy to wipe and get up