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nobody has to do anything and also what if we stopped

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oh no!!! help me help me!!! :-] help me im in trouble!!!!! =)
*u get off your horse and rush over to me*
haha you came you really came!!
*gives u a hug*
i love u =]

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realized that maybe some people could use this if they didn't already know

anybody else wanna kill some rich people

twisting my body into some kind of fucked up keyway kind of shape

excited to punch in tomorrow morning and get to work with my water bottle and my nametag and my toes + entire hands removed by scissors

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once in a while i will b scrolling the TL and see my own art that i just posted 30 seconds ago and be like, whoah damn who is that?

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Podcast pilot preview for "Laser reads the TL so you don't have to.

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you know those expositional newsreel montages at the beginning of disaster movies i think we are living in one right now

sitting on the toilet naked sipping an ice coffee done shitting for 15minutes but too lazy to wipe and get up

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Unstoppable shitposting engine.