peemo @peemobil@jorts.horse

@peemobil thats #feminism

really makes you think

someone once said, "pee pee poo poo I'm a widdle baby"

we'll never know who said it, but those are words i try to live by each and every day

@Gargron Hm. Good point. Going back to Twitter now.

Every time I see a #ff I wasn't included in my telekinesis gets a little bit more powerful but I lose an inch in height

one time I turned a girl down because she suggested that we watch cinemasins at her house

best part of this site is i can post stuff about being ok and that's just ok. it's the culture

what if you jerked ON... open your mind

broke: i before e, except after c

woke: realising there are actually more words that don't obey this grammatical rule than words that do, rendering it useless

bespoke: adjusting for frequency of word usage, knowing that the words that obey the rule are used often enough that it's still convenient to use it as a rule of thumb

snoke: yo im the fuggin bad guy in star war

maybe the loch ness monster doesnt want 2 be found.... maybe we should just respect its wishes

doing nothing but with extreme focus and performative squinting at my screen

pogs

you: do you purple my nurples, ma'am?
me: [aside] is the law of our side if I say aye?