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slinky on an elevator. it just sits there

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nobody has to do anything and also what if we stopped

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oh no!!! help me help me!!! :-] help me im in trouble!!!!! =)
*u get off your horse and rush over to me*
haha you came you really came!!
*gives u a hug*
i love u =]

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everything about Ky is super endearing but right now I wanna focus on two facts, neither more or less important than any other:

Ky has expressed interest in joining both a zydeco band and a curling team

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@peemobil it touched on misgendering and deadnaming, and it specifically told people that if they're uncomfortable with trans people in their bathroom that they can fuck off to the individual gender-neutral bathroom in the back of the store by the loading bay lol

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you ever stick your foot out and try to trip a moving car?

i sat though 3 hours of training videos for a new job today and it sucked but one cool thing was that there was a whole section about respecting gender identity/expression and it was surprisingly good so thats cool

posting is like "hey heres a joke and also by the way im scratching my butt and picking my nose and crying and pooping my pants tickling myself with a feather and chewing on a rock and blowing a bubble gum bubble but no one knows"

posting is so funny anybody ever think of that

me: *sitting around doing nothing all day every day*

me when a song says something like "i'm trying": omg yeah ๐Ÿ˜ญ i am trying now that you mention it...

wish i was smaller. wish i was tiny. wish i was minuscule. wish i was infinitesimal

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Call For Submissions: Gay Ennui Periodical F/W 2019, a new grayscale zine to feature work by gay, bi, pan, queer, trans, nb, etc. creators* about gayness (and, y'know, the rest of that list), ennui, or both!

8.5x11" format, pagefold and margins leave four 4.25"x7" areas for pure text per sheet- or I can print images to the bleed! I accept layouts (in correct proportions) or I can do the formatting on plaintext/bare images. If you can give me your work in a form printable on one or two such pages, I am happy to accept your work in any media, until space/time/resources demand editorial discretion.

Contributor pay is $5, and possibly more if this is a wild success; paying contributors is my first priority upon sales, sorry, this project is super bootleg.

Submission deadline is November 15th, 2019, but there may be room for flexibility.

Email me questions or submissions at madsviande@gmail.com, or contact me elsewhere!

* I'm just trustin' y'all, I ain't the gay cops

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I watched some of the 4 hour YT video that explains everything about Twin Peaks. Turns out thereโ€™s some metaphor and symbolism at work

i met my wife in team fortress 2 now we have 3 beautiful children brandyn amanda and heavy weapons guy =]

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Rats can learn to drive tiny cars around an arena in exchange for a food reward. Their hormone levels suggest they seem to find going for a drive relaxing

newscientist.com/article/22207

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my aunt is getting married to that fuckboy i guess. what an invitation. wow.

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