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nobody has to do anything and also what if we stopped

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oh no!!! help me help me!!! :-] help me im in trouble!!!!! =)
*u get off your horse and rush over to me*
haha you came you really came!!
*gives u a hug*
i love u =]

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We the Gamers of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Clan, establish Pwnage, insure No More Ragequits, provide for the common Defence against Campers, promote the general Rank Ups, and secure the Blessings of L337ness to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of Gamer America

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You ever heard of the Semen City podcast? Those guys are fucking wild lmao, imagine this: Weird Twitter guys but they’ve never posted in FYAD. ROFL! Haha, but I digress.

"haha yeah" is an idea, a feeling, a pod cast, and a coworker conversation speedrun "safety strat"

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My Myers-Briggs type is POOP πŸ€ͺ

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@Aleums "can't say the r-slur anymore. better find every synonym i can for it!"

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I’m just sick of this Instant Gramification society we live in!

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everybody has been calling me a genious and visionary ever since i started playing in "nick drake tuning" and letting at least 4 strings ring open at all times

me standing entirely alone in a dark room: i love you

"i love you" just a little thing i like to say once in a while

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something funny i just noticed about the number 69 is that it looks like two people simultaneously performing acts of oral sex on each other

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jorts.horse

Unstoppable shitposting engine.