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"Teeth are another sticking point. The algorithm seems to have glitched out on Joe, who wrote for pubs like The Post Millennial, when doing his teeth. Instead of two front teeth and two incisors, he has three (?) front teeth."

https://twitter.com/arawnsley/status/1280280000839782401

( cheers @peptostate : ) )

While visiting their friend Squall (FInal Fantasy VIII, 1999), Stitch (Lilo & Stitch, 2002) pounces on a computer and activates a security program, trapping Sora, Donald, and Goofy in the world of Space Paranoids (Tron, 1982).

What if yoda was six foot tall and smoked weed

There is something squeaking/squealing like a dog toy outside at 03:43 am and it's very unsettling

@peptostate Mastodon is an assface.

Greetings followers with RSI or other issues that weaken their grip or otherwise make turning tight things difficult. Allow me to present the strap wrench, designed to remove overheated oil filters from huge trucks, which is a mere $10 at the hardware store.

the first season of every sitcom is usually pretty cringe. this is famously true of parks and rec but did you know in the first season of brooklyn 99, all the characters are cops?

they did surgery on an italian

*goes in the shell*

ghost coming out of its shell to shame mankind. there are two ghosts inside shell. ghost, if shell. ghost of you to ashell. i just came here to have a good ghost and i'm honestly feeling so shell right now. fuck of,

Bow to a superior life form hu-man