peptostate @peptostate@jorts.horse

fuck joe biden bro

jar jar binks soothes you after extreme public embarrassment ASMR

Gawd I hope Lupita and Janelle are happy 🙏🏽.

don't talk me my coffee angry

A good friend recently told me “you have to kill the cop in your head.”

I don’t think about that every day, but I probably should.

me, when somebody asks, "who took a bite out of this roll of paper towels?"

me, at the beach, showing off my haircut

me when you make fun of my cargo shorts

me when you don't boost my toots:

@peptostate

Opponent: "I'm going to take peptostate to pain town! *goes on for about 15 minutes*"

peptostate: "Yeah, well, go fuck yourself."

*stunned silence*

im watching the wickerman (2006). the opening credits are in papyrus. im excited.

@peptostate mamma mia! imma as higha as the tower of pisa rn!!

Italian Seth Rogan

nm hbu

I made the peptostate account so that I could act out anonymously on any creative impulses that popped into my brain. However, my personal life is more restrained.

But recently, it is looking like I might have an opportunity to "go pepto" in my real life as well, and do whatever aligns with my values and my sense of humor.

I am taking things slow, because this is an emotionally intense experience, and self-care is important in such times. But, holy shit, life is getting fun.