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just noticed that this new concrete/sound poetry generator I'm working on inadvertently produced some Captain Planet fanfiction

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haha i know we joke guys but for real if theres any number of wolves inside you thats a medical emergency for you and the wolves

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If you want a picture of the future, imagine Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jesse Ventura standing face to face, with Arnold repeating the word "California" and Jesse repeating the world "Minnesota," forever.

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Kant believed that you have an absolute moral duty to like and share my posts

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@em @peptostate she clicks a link
to check it out
sees all the n words he shouts

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Duolingo just suggested I complete a lesson on feelings.
I don't need this from you right now, búho.

new mastodon feature: just chillin' in cedar rapids

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@chillallmen @peptostate she calls up her friends, they already know, and they're all subscribed to his youtube show

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bringing my yugioh deck to the poker world championships. those fuckers won't know what hit em

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my new bit is coming up with rhyming animal themed superheroes, like crocodile kyle and mohawk hawk

[to the tune of "Sk8er Boi"]
Hey was a gamer boy
She said "Nope. Absolutely not. Nope nope nope. Nooooooope. Goodbye forever."

If you want a picture of the future, imagine Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jesse Ventura standing face to face, with Arnold repeating the word "California" and Jesse repeating the world "Minnesota," forever.

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Eminem rapped about mom's spaghetti, but as a men's rights advocate, I have to ask - what about the spaghetti dad makes?
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if she's your wife why is she stealing my house

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