the word for "spaghetti" in Italian is "a-sphogettatina!"
If they keep fuckin' around, they're gonna turn me back to the old me (an infant baby)
my favourite drink? i would have to say poison
Happy father's day to the hardest working dad of all: Eminem
Good morning Party People, what is in the #DadCinema canon?
father's day but for men
Made a new cryptocurrency called trees coin which I mine with energy I get by blowing up trees
stop texting "happy father's day" to my wife!
on this day we celebrate St. Patrick driving the dads out of Ireland
Trudeau Looks Directly at the Viewer
at the end of the new iCarly season she points to the viewer and everyone turns toward the camera and she says "Now... *you* Carly" and then it goes black. my question is, what does this mean
fuck this asshole for eternity, he was part of a Tory uni group that had 'Hang Nelson Mandela' posters
he may have been funny as speaker, but he is a fucking monster and his wife is a shithead
come to think of it, he fits Starmer's Labour perfectly
In the new buddy comedy, these two buddies say to each other: "we are buddies."
the laws of physics are the universe's own unique brand of posting
List of new baseball positions:
-Top Screamer-Knife Child-Bruce-Shortstop-Bruce II
*pointing at beebo* thats beebo
Can't believe the Boss Baby died.
Podcast themed wedding
Unstoppable shitposting engine.