Bari Weiss 

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body horror 

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This is what I want written on my tombstone 

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There is something squeaking/squealing like a dog toy outside at 03:43 am and it's very unsettling

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Stop fooling me into climbing inside a cardboard box so you can seal me up in there and mail me to my wife!

body horror shitpost 

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Greetings followers with RSI or other issues that weaken their grip or otherwise make turning tight things difficult. Allow me to present the strap wrench, designed to remove overheated oil filters from huge trucks, which is a mere $10 at the hardware store.

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the first season of every sitcom is usually pretty cringe. this is famously true of parks and rec but did you know in the first season of brooklyn 99, all the characters are cops?

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*smacks roof of the shell*
"This bad boy can fit so much ghost in it."

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ghost coming out of its shell to shame mankind. there are two ghosts inside shell. ghost, if shell. ghost of you to ashell. i just came here to have a good ghost and i'm honestly feeling so shell right now. fuck of,

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sometimes there is many things, and one of those things is: being friends

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