peptostate @peptostate@jorts.horse

The height of internet humor in the 2000s was some guy saying, "Hello, I am the gamer who swears. Wario is a piss!"

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This is Mastodon, and that means I'm allowed to jump from weird shitposts to sincere expressions of affection to proclamations of rage against capitalism. On Mastodon, chaos posting is the right way to do it!

The lesson from COVID is that as horrible as some viruses can be, the biggest public health risk is capitalism.

Chat GPT novel or screenplay or whatever: "The street is a cacophony of street related sounds. And as for the weather, let's just say it is as windy as the peak of a mountain or perhaps a wind tunnel. There is a detective also."

Some dweeb: "This. Changes. Everything!!!"

me, looking at some guy: "who the heck is this, some sort of guy?!?"

hello i am here to be angry

me, thinking in a philosophical way: "this damn thing called the planet earth. damn"

Could you even imagine there is some guy? You cannot!

"Your honor, throughout this divorce hearing, my wife has been criticizing me. But funnily enough, this entire time, she has not had a single word of criticism to say about Vladimir frickin Putin!"

me, looking at a clock: "that's time, man."

"Now THIS is pod racing"
-Me, posting

"Should my ex-wife take me back? Let me know in the comments, and be sure to hit that subscribe button!"