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(Long drag off a pretzel i lit on fire) havent hears that name in years.....

Asking my entire extended family to refer to me as "beards"

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themarkup.org/blacklight is like Google’s Lighthouse tool but instead it’ll show how much tracking a website does. Definitely a nifty tool. You should also read themarkup.org/google-the-giant to learn how Google isn’t giving you search results - but itself. (v2.jacky.wtf/post/28e9412f-053)

planting airsoft pellets in my garden and watching them sprout up into fully grown sons

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Living in America will have you thinking there's a problem with humanity and not a bunch of regressive bigots with too much money that they got by killing everyone and taking their stuff.

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i have opened a zoo full of partially transformed animorphs

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the kids these days are always sending "email", but they never stop to think about "treemail" (when you send letters to a tree)

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@peptostate i need to sleep but i'll have a screen reader reading the timeline to me like its a bedtime story

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i'm reasonably confident that i could take on one coyote in combat. two coyotes? i'm done

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every time i log in here in the morning i see some wild shit so it's #nightcrew for life for me

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sorry daywalkers, #nightcrew got the official healyn endorsement

it is thanks to a technology I invented called federation

Do you know who federates the timeline? Me.

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Hell to the federated timeli- ope nevermind just scrolled past

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jorts.horse

Unstoppable shitposting engine.