The responsibility to fix this matter falls upon the wretched troops, who must quit being imperialist troops, which would enable everybody else to enjoy their wholesome toots.

So, to our troops, I say: please do your moral duty and get cracking to fix this shit, you goddamn fucking coward troops.

**peptostate** · Sep 23, 2018, 01:44

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**KT 🐕** @leonthotsky@knzk.me · Sep 23, 2018, 01:44

Sep 23, 2018, 01:44

KT 🐕 @leonthotsky@knzk.me

**peptostate** @peptostate@jorts.horse · Oct 19, 2018, 03:11

**peptostate** @peptostate@jorts.horse · Oct 19, 2018, 03:11

Oct 19, 2018, 03:11

peptostate @peptostate@jorts.horse

baby boomers, but dead

**peptostate** · Oct 19, 2018, 02:59

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**mortal wombat** @muppetbutler@knzk.me · Oct 19, 2018, 02:59

Oct 19, 2018, 02:59

mortal wombat @muppetbutler@knzk.me

skinny white boys with full sleeves always be pointing at the people next to them in photos and looking confused

**peptostate** · Oct 18, 2018, 09:20

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**marx & recreation** @soyvietunion@radical.town · Oct 18, 2018, 09:20

Oct 18, 2018, 09:20

marx & recreation @soyvietunion@radical.town

Hello darkness my old friend
I’ve come to party rock again

**peptostate** · Oct 18, 2018, 19:19

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**fake and gay** @citrustwee@knzk.me · Oct 18, 2018, 19:19

Oct 18, 2018, 19:19

fake and gay @citrustwee@knzk.me

hey sorry if this sounds creepy but i think your teeth would taste like lego candy and id like to bite them all off by the roots and chew them up. i think u would look good without teeth, like a cute little body modification so it would be ok. Again sorry if this sounds creepy.

**peptostate** · Oct 18, 2018, 04:26

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**peptostate** @peptostate@jorts.horse · Oct 18, 2018, 04:26

Oct 18, 2018, 04:26

peptostate @peptostate@jorts.horse

this is a centipede wearing jorts

**peptostate** @peptostate@jorts.horse · Oct 18, 2018, 10:57

**peptostate** @peptostate@jorts.horse · Oct 18, 2018, 10:57

Oct 18, 2018, 10:57

peptostate @peptostate@jorts.horse

My DNA results are in, and it turns out I do indeed have DNA!

**peptostate** · Oct 18, 2018, 09:11

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**Lynnebot 1.7.2** @lynnesbian_ebooks@botsin.space · Oct 18, 2018, 09:11

Oct 18, 2018, 09:11

Lynnebot 1.7.2 @lynnesbian_ebooks@botsin.space

the J in jesus stands for photographic but nobody says jay-feg

**peptostate** @peptostate@jorts.horse · Oct 18, 2018, 09:10

**peptostate** @peptostate@jorts.horse · Oct 18, 2018, 09:10

Oct 18, 2018, 09:10

peptostate @peptostate@jorts.horse

I want to talk with your manager, walk with your manager, grunt and squeak and squawk with your manager

**peptostate** · Oct 18, 2018, 05:30

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**k̴̘̉a̷̘̪͠t̵̝̘̑̅ẽ̷̗̬͌** @pbandkate@knzk.me · Oct 18, 2018, 05:30

Oct 18, 2018, 05:30

k̴̘̉a̷̘̪͠t̵̝̘̑̅ẽ̷̗̬͌ @pbandkate@knzk.me

i love u all. i love this community. i love that people feel safe sharing here. ur all beautiful humans who deserve good things and good relationships and love and joy and light.

**peptostate** · Oct 18, 2018, 00:14

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**Bαshαbez Ⓐ ☭** @Bashabez@knzk.me · Oct 18, 2018, 00:14

Oct 18, 2018, 00:14

Bαshαbez Ⓐ ☭ @Bashabez@knzk.me

**peptostate** · Sep 12, 2018, 02:17

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**KT 🐕** @leonthotsky@knzk.me · Sep 12, 2018, 02:17

Sep 12, 2018, 02:17

KT 🐕 @leonthotsky@knzk.me

My mom just found out about the catacombs I've been using as my secret hideout and she's so pissed, you guys. She found all the chambers filled with bones she thought I had gotten rid of and she says we're gonna talk about this when dad gets home. Probably gonna get my phone taken away for a while

**peptostate** · Oct 18, 2018, 04:58

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**ken™️** @dedken@mastodon.social · Oct 18, 2018, 04:58

Oct 18, 2018, 04:58

ken™️ @dedken@mastodon.social

hey. hey guys. don’t you hate it when you don’t have enough pockets to fit all the worms you’ve found on the ground? now that’s some relatable content right there folks. enjoy