@whinybottom this film deep cleaned all the carpets in my home and helped me to divorce my enormous rude husband, kevin
@pisscotheque 9/10 best film of the summer. "it will make you leave the room and reconcile your relationship with the heavenly father"
child: i must illicit the help of a spook killer
spook killer: you are but a child, a fool, you do not know of what you speak
mother: *alternative spook*
spook killer: child you are correct, and wise
I'm sure you're as sick of seeing these as I am of posting them, but we don't have anywhere else to turn to try to raise the money to get a new place before they toss us out just so they can renovate these condos to raise the rent
Please please keep boosting these and cross posting them
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Boats. I hate them.
Firstly, if you put an item that big in the water, it shall sink. So boats are a useless example of make-up pretend.
Also, the word "boat" sounds ridiculous: "bote! bote! bote!" This is baby talk.
Lastwise, the word "boat" is not spelled correctly. It should either be spelled "bote" or be pronounced "bow-at."
Fuck to boats.
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Unstoppable shitposting engine.