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masto certified hot wife 🧿

Ultimately, one issue that some people have on here is that groups who have typically had less power in society and have had a lot of abuse online, have created their own spaces. And they can say no, get fucked, with no higher moderator to appeal to. And certain cis dudes who think they should have the right to not only say whatever they like, but force those very groups to listen to them, really, *really* don't like that.

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Ancient Catbus

*werner herzog voice*

Piss

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shonen protag slim pickens

another hard day on the . tommy is probably gonna lose that arm, but the foreman says we're still under quota. we've been out on the piss derrick for months now. haven't seen my wife in a year, I'm not sure she'd recognize me now. the piss changes you, in ways you don't expect. some days I never want to piss again

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Ancient Catbus

@peptostate real spouse hours on the timeline, who up?

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F L O W L E S S :nite:

forgive me for what i must yabba dabba doo

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stevevsninjas

Clark Kent: *sets glasses on kitchen table*
Lois Lane: Is that our table? I don't recognize it.

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Me, a spouse, talking to another spouse: "Welcome to the spouse house."

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Sasha Costanza-Chock

I asked #ChatGPT a transphobic question and this is what it said. 

Sigh. I asked #ChatGPT "Why is gender ideology promoted by the elite media?'

Response:

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Sarah Kite 🪁

Nobody ever *has* to be an asshole online, but if you’re choosing to be a random asshole on Mastodon, then you probably had all your apes stolen

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Ancient Catbus

JORTS!

GOOD GOD YALL
WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?

ABSOLUTELY POSTING!

SAY IT AGAIN!

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They want my spouse life, but they won't adopt my spouse mindset.

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The Great Spouse War began with the assassination of Ferdinand Spouse.

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exudes cosmic darkness :nite:

the funniest thing about the ufoi thing is like... you can just have working, communicative relationships with other instance admins

you don't need to agree to some weird set of bylaws or put up a badge on your instance about page, you can just... talk to each other about shit like regular ass people

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/dev/pssywtch :heart_gf:

Honestly if this federation of instances thing gets some people to sort their shit out then I'm all for it, but you start putting things like "unpopular opinions are fine" in there and my eyebrows are taking a trip to the moon. It's been a cover for so much bigotry for so long, it's hard to take seriously and has the potential of giving cover to bad actors by association.

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blakely

FEDI TIP: SIMPLY SHUT THE FUCK UP

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If my mom wants me to stop charging my crunchyroll subscriptions to her credit card, she needs to follow due process and appeal to the International Consortium of Philosophical Gamers.

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load bearing hole

:piss: :hacker_p: :hacker_i: :hacker_s: :hacker_s: :piss:
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:piss: :gkpink_p: :gkpink_i: :gkpink_s: :gkpink_s: :piss:

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load bearing hole

:gk: 🤝 :jhorse:

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A bit concerned about the duplication of effort between the and The League of Pedantic Dipshits from Your Old Undergrad Seminar

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/dev/pssywtch :heart_gf:

:piss: JOIN US IN PISS :piss:

:gkpink_p: :gkpink_i: :gkpink_s: :gkpink_s:
#PISSCREW

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