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jar jar binks soothes you after extreme public embarrassment ASMR

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A good friend recently told me “you have to kill the cop in your head.”

I don’t think about that every day, but I probably should.

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me, when somebody asks, "who took a bite out of this roll of paper towels?"

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I'm gonna join the WWE and be the coolest wrestler ever because I will be the wrestler who says swears

this is the first toot to use the hashtag

the first one ever

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im watching the wickerman (2006). the opening credits are in papyrus. im excited.

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@peptostate mamma mia! imma as higha as the tower of pisa rn!!

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