CW - Personal - mainly for friends on here 

I have it on my distant to-do list to slowly wind down all my "peptostate" accounts on the internet and eventually get rid of them. This is part of a bigger plan that involves making new accounts where I'll probably use my real name and face.

It'll be a while still before I do this, but I figured I'd mention this now in case anyone wants to make arrangements to keep in touch.

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Stay focused on victory, and only victory. Refuse to believe there's any such thing as "Canada."

LOLing and LMAOing at all you kids with your dating apps, while I simply strut into the club with a t-shirt reading "wife-haver mindset"

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i'm the only white boy crazy enough to rhyme orange with door hinge

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asking for money help, boosts needed :boost_ok: 

hello!

i need $70 for groceries and $70 for medical weed ($140 total)

i've been doing freelance video editing (portfolio and contact info below) but it's sporadic and that alone isn't enough to keep me afloat. i'm also looking into starting my very own etsy shop! i have to work from home because i have asthma and catching covid is a major health risk for me

paypal: paypal.me/v33b33

cashapp: cash.app/$vantablack420

venmo: venmo.com/vantablack420

if you're interested in hiring me to video edit, my portfolio and contact info can be found at verticallyalignedcarbonnano.tu

thank you so much for saving my life multiple times and continuing to keep me alive, fediverse!!! :blacker_heart_outline: :black_sparkles_outline:

#MutualAid #TransCrowdFund

"Your honor, it is my belief that paying child support causes Havana Syndrome."

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@peptostate well, in that case, I suggest you follow in pursuit of your refrigerator for you see, I was using the word running to mean the action or movement of a runner and not the operation of a machine as you might have erroneously assumed

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yes, hello? i was calling to inquire if your refrigerator was running?

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i’d be sad about the queen dying if i didn’t already know england isn’t real

Launching my campaign for president of the League of Husbands.

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"One tricky way to get socialism is to put more women characters in video games."
-Karl Marx

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"In socialism, the damn gas prices are gonna keep going up and up! It's ridiculous!"
-Karl Marx

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"In socialism, everybody gets a participation trophy."
-Karl Marx

Me, to the cab driver: "Politics, am I right?"
The cab driver: "I told you, the fare is $11.56 and you're not getting out until you pay me."

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Unstoppable shitposting engine.