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the main thing I learn when we have Discourse is that society is really bad at categorization

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I was going to delete all my bad toots but I decided it would be faster to delete both of the good ones and claim I'm doing some anti-comedy shit with the rest

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just stumbling and tripping and repeatedly knocking over this bucket of various heart emojis, hoping my screwball antics can cheer y'all up briefly

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don't buy that johnson's no more tears shampoo, it's a scam!!! i've drank like 4 bottles so far today and i'm still crying

weird gross dream 

@healyn i honestly think he looks better in blue but

vomit talk 

@healyn do you think the phillie phanatic yorps through his horn/beak situation or is that the nose and there's a normal mouth below it

weird gross dream 

i deleted this from my phone, but i woke up last week after a dream about an animated character named "Yorpy", who just stood in place and vomited all over himself, while staring at me

You see those shirts @Louisa was posting about?

If you go to the link below, not only can you get them, but (assuming you're willing to drop $45 on some absolutely gorgeous clothing) you can get free shipping with the code "FREESHIPPING821."

Check 'em out:

you know who is really good at toots? 

the poster reading this

T-shirts, t-shirts, TEE SHIRTS 

Oh dip, my LNP shirts arrived already 🎉

Sizing info: at any clothing store, I wear shirts in a women's L. If you've bought from t-shirt sites before, you know you usually have to size up a lot to get the same fit, so the black v-neck is a women's 2XL. The baseball shirt is unisex, so that one runs pretty true to size, and this is an L

selfie, no ec 

every time the sun comes up, i'm in trouble~

…and that's why my emotional support sex arse is good, actually, and valid. thank you for coming to my ted talk

hahaha holy shit. Nat, I found a new way for you to casually hit on people @dirt

SOOOOOO the fleabag merch just dropped 👀👀

completely psyched to be a part of this (fleabag is so rad!!!) & it's a HUGE deal to me personally, too - after dropping out of uni for mental illness, this project FINALLY helped me upgrade my ancient art tablet and kick off my teen dreams of being an Actual Fuckin Artist 🖤💚🖤💚🖤💚🖤

Miniature cabinet of curiosities project 

New object: a pinned Death's Head Moth in a carnelian frame (because I didn't want to do wood again)

All of this is Sculpey Premo polymer clay, and acrylic paint using a 000 miniatures brush and not breathing while I did it

Sorry about the fingers, I couldn't get it angled to the light

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it's also worth noting that the reason this kind of shit keeps happening is that payment processors such as paypal and major credit card companies are very very very rabidly anti-adult/NSFW/pornographic content and sex work in general

as platforms grow and become prominent, processors crack down on them to sterilize the content they do business with, or they'll pull out of the agreement

so this is not the first, nor will it be the last, platform that goes this way

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Fuck Trevor Bauer
Fuck the Dodgers
And fuck Trevor Bauer twice over

Been extending the mural in my garden and integrating the lilac tree on the other side.

I roped J into rendering the wall for me so it was a nice smooth surface which has made it much nicer to do.

It looks a bit busy right now but once I've got the line work sorted the lilac will look more like a focus that side with the blossom remaining wispy 😊

let's get a "fuck trevor bauer" going in the chat, folks

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Unstoppable shitposting engine.