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the main thing I learn when we have Discourse is that society is really bad at categorization

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I was going to delete all my bad toots but I decided it would be faster to delete both of the good ones and claim I'm doing some anti-comedy shit with the rest

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just stumbling and tripping and repeatedly knocking over this bucket of various heart emojis, hoping my screwball antics can cheer y'all up briefly

if I were me, I would simply never have a 36-hour migraine again

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Hello! I have, somehow, written 2,484 words about a Lifetime movie called FAMILY OF LIES. If you would like to read this, please subscribe to my Tinyletter: tinyletter.com/pixleyamelia

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i am frankly offended at the number of times i have taken off my glasses and let down my hair and nobody has said "why, miss burgers! you were beautiful all along!"

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Masto Admin PSA:

there is an option under Administration -> Site Settings that lets you default users to opt out of serach indexing

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make sure to check this box so that people can't just fukin google shit and find your public posts

make sure the top box is checked to "opt out" of search engine indexing

it's not perfect but it should make it harder for some rando to go scouring the web for keyword searches and find your posts

@SanfordianPhil why is this a reply to nothing? who can say

@SanfordianPhil quiet solidarity, with a raised fist holding some ibuprofen

at least I can relax tonight
[remembers server upgrade scheduled from 5 to midnight]
ah! well. nevertheless,

every time I think this headache might be going away it says "u wot m8" and I get a fresh, new wave of pain

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@pig
ya know I've been thinking about this post forever basically and I've come to the conclusion that it is true, after all, you cant seriously look at cthulhu and tell me that isnt some extremely horny shit right there.

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what the hell is anyone ever talking about on here

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Karen should get a vanity plate that says KAREN

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all my follows are thirst follows. you didn't think I read the words you type did you

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Being an ex Mormon homebody labor historian with a dog who likes posting online and the Grateful Dead is not a personality. I need one more thing

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@nate @pig what? no, imagine doing those things, I would never

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@pig imagine bullying sweet Nate just because at least 40% of his personality is his hair

imagine bullying kind nate just because he literally lives in a massive pile of mugs. I could never

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