🕸️ some pig 🕸️ (🐷) @pig@jorts.horse

Me to Eugen after I pronounce his name wrong so many times that he grabs a weapon

every time i see a robokink tag i read it as robotnik and wonder to myself "well whats that wacky ol eggman up to now?"

Hey I just got hit with an overdraft fee for 30 dollars and I don’t have a job. If anyone can help out before I get hit with more fees I’d really appreciate it

PayPal.me/cutebridge

jack dorsey is elon musk’s picture of dorian gray

@spookyfanny @Red_ lookin for a cute therapist to beat me the fuck up

@Louisa @crumbleneedy I’m outside the house. You can hear me talking to the paramedics. “Yeah, it’s been like 2 hours now, probably,” I say.

Going very slightly Karen Mode today, I can't quite pull it off but @Pixley is one of a kind

Okay, so, uh, I was already at "I recognise certain aspects of myself in people's descriptions of autistic traits" but hello, good morning, Merry Christmas, this thread over on Twitter dot com describes so much of my day-to-day that it's -- yeah, I'm autistic.

🔗 https://twitter.com/mykola/status/1112883937272107008

@​sweetmercury@​jorts.horse Uber, but for gamers

It is #thickthighsthursday in this car and on this websight

Hey fediverse has anyone out there got any experience with fires and/or burning? My kitchen is currently engulfed in flames and from everything I've read that's generally a pretty bad thing. I really need some help or advice about this. I've been trying to inhale all the smoke myself to stop it ruining my furniture but there's just too much and it's actually pretty hot.
Boosts would be appreciated, this might be a long shot but I'm sure someone else out there has had this problem too.

@Katie ladies, just a heads up that i'm a 5.5" (stretch) in the pants

Little know fact that the F•R•I•E•N•D•S logo was representative of each character:

Feobe
Ross
Iracheal
Emonica
Ned (chandler)
Djoey
Scully

@wintgenstein finally, I can fill this "liberal tears" mug with something

madeline’s posts are so funny, i think they have arson crew energy

cars done - 375$ we don't have

fuck
between that and everything that's already overdrawn us and all the fucking rides everywhere for school we're so fucked

like holy shit i dunno what else to do
if you guys can boost or help?
anything helps at this point

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