I was going to delete all my bad toots but I decided it would be faster to delete both of the good ones and claim I'm doing some anti-comedy shit with the rest

**scrunge blumpo 🐷** @pig@jorts.horse · Dec 20, 2018, 02:19

Pinned toot

**scrunge blumpo 🐷** @pig@jorts.horse · Dec 20, 2018, 02:19

Dec 20, 2018, 02:19

scrunge blumpo 🐷 @pig@jorts.horse

just stumbling and tripping and repeatedly knocking over this bucket of various heart emojis, hoping my screwball antics can cheer y'all up briefly

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**scrunge blumpo 🐷** · Mar 18, 2022, 16:53

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**Amelia** @Pixley@skull.website · Mar 18, 2022, 16:53

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Amelia @Pixley@skull.website

If you subscribe to the Discourse Blog newsletter, please open the one about Birds of the Week that just went out, because I'm in there

**scrunge blumpo 🐷** · Mar 15, 2022, 02:06

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**Stlex** @infernusgoatus@kvlt.zone · Mar 15, 2022, 02:06

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Stlex @infernusgoatus@kvlt.zone

This long boi.

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**scrunge blumpo 🐷** · Mar 14, 2022, 14:56

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**Official Commodore of Mastodon** @whiskeysailor@skull.website · Mar 14, 2022, 14:56

Mar 14, 2022, 14:56

Official Commodore of Mastodon @whiskeysailor@skull.website

Amy's Kitchen factory workers are asking for people to boycott thier products until they get a fair deal

**scrunge blumpo 🐷** · Mar 14, 2022, 02:42

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**Am Saleums** @Aleums@octodon.social · Mar 14, 2022, 02:42

Mar 14, 2022, 02:42

Am Saleums @Aleums@octodon.social

Angus time

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**scrunge blumpo 🐷** · Mar 14, 2022, 00:11

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**Video James** @rigatonimonster@octodon.social · Mar 14, 2022, 00:11

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Video James @rigatonimonster@octodon.social

and I'll fucken do it again

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**scrunge blumpo 🐷** · Mar 13, 2022, 21:04

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**Philly, First Child of the Sea** @phillyis@happytobehe.re · Mar 13, 2022, 21:04

Mar 13, 2022, 21:04

Philly, First Child of the Sea @phillyis@happytobehe.re

Can I... help you?

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**scrunge blumpo 🐷** · Mar 13, 2022, 20:46

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**tamping down the soft earth** @finn@surfin.dog · Mar 13, 2022, 20:46

Mar 13, 2022, 20:46

tamping down the soft earth @finn@surfin.dog

meow

**scrunge blumpo 🐷** · Mar 13, 2022, 20:35

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**Poor Muppet** @Taweret@octodon.social · Mar 13, 2022, 20:35

Mar 13, 2022, 20:35

Poor Muppet @Taweret@octodon.social

Look at Wotan

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**scrunge blumpo 🐷** · Mar 13, 2022, 17:02

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**Am Saleums** @Aleums@octodon.social · Mar 13, 2022, 17:02

Mar 13, 2022, 17:02

Am Saleums @Aleums@octodon.social

Angus time

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**scrunge blumpo 🐷** · Mar 13, 2022, 16:51

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**The King of Summer** @Thomas@laserdisc.party · Mar 13, 2022, 16:51

Mar 13, 2022, 16:51

The King of Summer @Thomas@laserdisc.party

Damn he round

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**scrunge blumpo 🐷** @pig@jorts.horse · Mar 13, 2022, 16:11

**scrunge blumpo 🐷** @pig@jorts.horse · Mar 13, 2022, 16:11

Mar 13, 2022, 16:11

scrunge blumpo 🐷 @pig@jorts.horse

repeating "time is a flat circle" like a mantra as I send my honda element through the doors of NIST to stop daylight savings changes once and for all

**scrunge blumpo 🐷** · Mar 13, 2022, 03:08

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**scrunge blumpo 🐷** @pig@jorts.horse · Mar 13, 2022, 03:08

Mar 13, 2022, 03:08

scrunge blumpo 🐷 @pig@jorts.horse

from the makers of penis©️comes:

penis 2 ©️

penis 2: now it's prehensile ™️

**scrunge blumpo 🐷** @pig@jorts.horse · Mar 13, 2022, 15:50

**scrunge blumpo 🐷** @pig@jorts.horse · Mar 13, 2022, 15:50

Mar 13, 2022, 15:50

scrunge blumpo 🐷 @pig@jorts.horse

throwing my phone into a lake for the unforgivable crime of adjusting for daylight savings and making me think I slept way too late this morning

**scrunge blumpo 🐷** · Mar 13, 2022, 11:31

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**Mads "Job Haver" Viande** @byttyrs@monads.online · Mar 13, 2022, 11:31

Mar 13, 2022, 11:31

Mads "Job Haver" Viande @byttyrs@monads.online

I've got my spine, I've got my orange Crush

(by my judgment as an autist uncomfortable with eye contact, this photo contains No Eye Contact)

**scrunge blumpo 🐷** · Mar 13, 2022, 03:28

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**Poor Muppet** @Taweret@octodon.social · Mar 13, 2022, 03:28

Mar 13, 2022, 03:28

Poor Muppet @Taweret@octodon.social

@SeanAloysiusOBrien i would pay anything to see the atlanta major league team name changed to the Crackers

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**scrunge blumpo 🐷** · Mar 13, 2022, 02:57

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**Robert** @robotcarsley@jorts.horse · Mar 13, 2022, 02:57

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Robert @robotcarsley@jorts.horse

I just cannot conceive how anyone could write such a breathless account of how unfair it is for Russia to do exactly what our own government has been doing for over half a century

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