diablo lodoso stan (🐷) @pig@jorts.horse

the main thing I learn when we have Discourse is that society is really bad at categorization

I was going to delete all my bad toots but I decided it would be faster to delete both of the good ones and claim I'm doing some anti-comedy shit with the rest

just stumbling and tripping and repeatedly knocking over this bucket of various heart emojis, hoping my screwball antics can cheer y'all up briefly

johnny appleseed is lauded for spreading apple seeds wherever he went, but I do the same thing by eating apples and then pooping all over the city, and I'm "disgusting" and "a felon"

jorever

Keith Jones's tie said trans rights

adding "tulpa" to the list of words I've looked up multiple times but the definition will not stay in my head

every time I think "some kind of flower?" until the context reminds me that's definitely not the case

it's not fun when my neighbor's dog lets out a mournful wail every five minutes or so but somehow my neighbor yelling "shut UP!" each time is much worse

ah, mango reinhardt…the thinking man's pop

🎶 well hello consumer
yes hello consumer 🎶

you looked at the sick kid! you're probably teeming with plague juice! now strip down and let me get to your buboes

why, yes, I have had some drinks and I'm just quoting sealab endlessly, why do you ask