dr ozzy 🐷 @pig@jorts.horse

Its my birthday. Can I get some boosts?

Thanksgiving dinner, courtesy of the No Substitutions, Please team:

- ribeyes @nsmckinnon seasoned and @Louisa grilled to perfection;
- courtesy of Noah, the creamiest mashed potatoes in the known universe;
- a Caesar salad @MagicIsTheCause prepared, with spicy croutons and homemade dressing from Noah.

i don't care what anyone says. that is totally healyn's hair

what if 𝗬𝗢𝗨 🫵
made a joke about riding on down the ol' dusty trail atop your trusty horse admin

but the 𝗵𝗼𝗿𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗱𝗺𝗶𝗻 🐎 said:
「𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚕𝚢 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌 𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚜𝚎 𝚗𝚘𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚜 」

on jorts it is 100% legal to say "i think it would be funny to chase a terf around with a shovel"

I won't be done until my head falls off

me and choo choo (ec)

Jorts is proof u don't need the numbers when you've got the posters

@lennie it seems to include a lot of collective nouns for animals that famously refuse to be seen together. this fabled owl parliament has never met let alone passed a piece of legislation

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