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the main thing I learn when we have Discourse is that society is really bad at categorization

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I was going to delete all my bad toots but I decided it would be faster to delete both of the good ones and claim I'm doing some anti-comedy shit with the rest

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just stumbling and tripping and repeatedly knocking over this bucket of various heart emojis, hoping my screwball antics can cheer y'all up briefly

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If you subscribe to the Discourse Blog newsletter, please open the one about Birds of the Week that just went out, because I'm in there

Amy's Kitchen factory workers are asking for people to boycott thier products until they get a fair deal

repeating "time is a flat circle" like a mantra as I send my honda element through the doors of NIST to stop daylight savings changes once and for all

from the makers of penis©️comes:

penis 2 ©️

penis 2: now it's prehensile ™️

throwing my phone into a lake for the unforgivable crime of adjusting for daylight savings and making me think I slept way too late this morning

I've got my spine, I've got my orange Crush

(by my judgment as an autist uncomfortable with eye contact, this photo contains No Eye Contact)

@SeanAloysiusOBrien i would pay anything to see the atlanta major league team name changed to the Crackers

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I just cannot conceive how anyone could write such a breathless account of how unfair it is for Russia to do exactly what our own government has been doing for over half a century

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from the makers of penis©️comes:

penis 2 ©️

penis 2: now it's prehensile ™️

Wraith has finally started sleeping in the crow's nest.

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jorts.horse

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