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the main thing I learn when we have Discourse is that society is really bad at categorization

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I was going to delete all my bad toots but I decided it would be faster to delete both of the good ones and claim I'm doing some anti-comedy shit with the rest

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just stumbling and tripping and repeatedly knocking over this bucket of various heart emojis, hoping my screwball antics can cheer y'all up briefly

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me, every time I read "pizza demon": what the fuck is that

#mastoart #commission

hello! im opening art commissions again. if you're interested you can message me here or on discord at morgan#1846

using kofi for payment currently: ko-fi.com/S6S6FL3E

here's the info you need, plus some examples of my art:

drawing the blinds and putting on a fake mustache and glasses before I google "pictures of boobs"

launching a ship at that asteroid was pretty cool but you just know the CIA is already up there trying to sell it weapons to fire back

a fun part of being me is constantly misreading "tracker" as "fucker"

Now that we’ve poked an asteroid with a rocket, we are going to send one to pull God’s pants down

my desires are...unconventional

[bites into the middle of a hot dog, letting the two ends fall to the ground]

I'm thinking of a simpler time, when a late night talk show host could get guaranteed laughs just by saying "jeff gillooly"

smashed a thing into a big rock, who cares. call me when a delivery crew lands on the rock to plant a doomsday device but a senile old scientist put the clock on upside down

*kssshhhht* breaker breaker, we got a couple of echo bravos at 11 o'clock, requesting pronouns, over

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