hollywood's babe 🐷 @pig@jorts.horse
the kind pig of online
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the main thing I learn when we have Discourse is that society is really bad at categorization
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I was going to delete all my bad toots but I decided it would be faster to delete both of the good ones and claim I'm doing some anti-comedy shit with the rest
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just stumbling and tripping and repeatedly knocking over this bucket of various heart emojis, hoping my screwball antics can cheer y'all up briefly
reply to this and I will assign you one of these lines. no one will be "burning down the house", that's too obvious
pretty cool how I have been hearing the six-ish lines I know from burning down the house on repeat in my head for hours
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i want to work on a project, for ONCE in my FUCKING life, where a single fucking thing makes any goddamn sense
I just realized that a staggering percentage of you were not yet born when these shows went off the air, and now I'm going to go dig myself a hole to lie in
coming to sunday nights on cbs this fall, it's
Cucked by an Angel
followed by
Dr Quinn, Medicine Enby
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*tommy wiseau voice*
ha-ha look like a baby face
cw for selfie with direct ec
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instance block recommendation
it's not an instance yet but the url is on sale so better safe than sorry
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my first toot shall be my favorite meme that i spent a literal year searching for:
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Get your Louisasonas ready for Louisacon
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you're never too young to be too old and crabby
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believe people about their own experiences
food, shower thought
food, shower thought
all-purpose answer for why a bad or inexplicable thing has happened
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hey everyone i'll be streaming the third gundam compilation movie on friday at 8 pm est!
i'll post a link here shortly before stream time
if you missed the first two but still wanna come you can dm me and i can send you links to catch up!!
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the kind pig of online
🌟ad astra per alas porci🌟
he/him
Joined Nov 2018
