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the main thing I learn when we have Discourse is that society is really bad at categorization

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I was going to delete all my bad toots but I decided it would be faster to delete both of the good ones and claim I'm doing some anti-comedy shit with the rest

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just stumbling and tripping and repeatedly knocking over this bucket of various heart emojis, hoping my screwball antics can cheer y'all up briefly

pouring my change into a big machine and shouting "Coinstaaaaar!" in a worldstar voice until I am banned from safeway

#wenbiesday selfie, ec Show more

i am not the first to make this joke, turns out. but i am the best

well i dont wanna be awake either susan but we make the best of what we got

If you have ever been looking for a digital copy of a book and found the listing on Open Library but no actual book, good news! You can sponsor that book, and you will be the first person in line to check it out, and then other people can check it out for free, forever. This is neat, I think?

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its a beautiful day on the internet, and you are a horrible Poster

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Unstoppable shitposting engine.