🐷 @pig@jorts.horse

Hello! I have, somehow, written 2,484 words about a Lifetime movie called FAMILY OF LIES. If you would like to read this, please subscribe to my Tinyletter: https://tinyletter.com/pixleyamelia

i am frankly offended at the number of times i have taken off my glasses and let down my hair and nobody has said "why, miss burgers! you were beautiful all along!"

Masto Admin PSA:

there is an option under Administration -> Site Settings that lets you default users to opt out of serach indexing

make sure to check this box so that people can't just fukin google shit and find your public posts

make sure the top box is checked to "opt out" of search engine indexing

it's not perfect but it should make it harder for some rando to go scouring the web for keyword searches and find your posts

@pig
ya know I've been thinking about this post forever basically and I've come to the conclusion that it is true, after all, you cant seriously look at cthulhu and tell me that isnt some extremely horny shit right there.

what the hell is anyone ever talking about on here

Washed my hair today
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Karen should get a vanity plate that says KAREN

all my follows are thirst follows. you didn't think I read the words you type did you

Being an ex Mormon homebody labor historian with a dog who likes posting online and the Grateful Dead is not a personality. I need one more thing

@nate @pig what? no, imagine doing those things, I would never

@Pixley @pig you’re both doing the thing

@pig imagine bullying sweet Nate just because at least 40% of his personality is his hair