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the main thing I learn when we have Discourse is that society is really bad at categorization

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I was going to delete all my bad toots but I decided it would be faster to delete both of the good ones and claim I'm doing some anti-comedy shit with the rest

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just stumbling and tripping and repeatedly knocking over this bucket of various heart emojis, hoping my screwball antics can cheer y'all up briefly

reply to this and I will assign you one of these lines. no one will be "burning down the house", that's too obvious

pretty cool how I have been hearing the six-ish lines I know from burning down the house on repeat in my head for hours

i want to work on a project, for ONCE in my FUCKING life, where a single fucking thing makes any goddamn sense

I just realized that a staggering percentage of you were not yet born when these shows went off the air, and now I'm going to go dig myself a hole to lie in

coming to sunday nights on cbs this fall, it's

Cucked by an Angel

followed by

Dr Quinn, Medicine Enby

*tommy wiseau voice*

ha-ha look like a baby face

cw for selfie with direct ec

selfies, eye contact, boosts ok! 

Selfies, eye contact 

instance block recommendation

it's not an instance yet but the url is on sale so better safe than sorry

my first toot shall be my favorite meme that i spent a literal year searching for:

Get your Louisasonas ready for Louisacon

you're never too young to be too old and crabby

believe people about their own experiences

food, shower thought 

food, shower thought 

all-purpose answer for why a bad or inexplicable thing has happened

hey everyone i'll be streaming the third gundam compilation movie on friday at 8 pm est!
i'll post a link here shortly before stream time

if you missed the first two but still wanna come you can dm me and i can send you links to catch up!!

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Unstoppable shitposting engine.