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the main thing I learn when we have Discourse is that society is really bad at categorization

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I was going to delete all my bad toots but I decided it would be faster to delete both of the good ones and claim I'm doing some anti-comedy shit with the rest

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just stumbling and tripping and repeatedly knocking over this bucket of various heart emojis, hoping my screwball antics can cheer y'all up briefly

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Regular reminder to anyone really that the US military spends millions of dollars every year on advertising, including sponsoring and collaborating on films.

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@triz @BestGirlGrace @Aleums lmao... looks like for the three of you all your cognitive activity is focused on being megadorks
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If Black Lives Mattered on here, centering their voices and an acknowledgement of the complexity of their lives would be the daily task
Black Lives Matter always, even when they self advocate.

No one finds it mildly ironic that BLM but “here, be in the corner of this flag that took me two seconds to mock up, bc I dont really care abt your representation bc that means that its not about me and that is the real violence”

We were non binary before colonialism & we were during & we are NOW

there was no JOI in mudville
for the mighty casey had

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my dad sent me a link to download a game described as "an anime jrpg featuring bible principles"

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URGENT: Black queer spoonie activist needs crowdfunding due to car accidents; care packages also appreciated 

geotagged posts are just the foss variant of "meet me in temecula"

I think my favorite trend of 2020 is extremely thin skinned writers deciding that not only is "at pee pee lord 420 told me to huff a million farts" the same as being silenced, but that this is also the #1 problem facing society

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swear jars are when u whisper a swear in a jar and seal it tight, then bury it in the earth, wait for a beautiful flower to grow, lean in close right when it begins to bloom & hear the lil flower whisper "fuck"

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They’ve asked me to give a speech at the DNC next year. I’m thinking of opening with “hamberders” followed by 45 minutes of absolute bone-chilling silence, before I end with “cofeve.”

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Happy International Non-Binary People's Day #CINLE

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im 35 today so i'll be expecting your vote come election day. president robin poss

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Look at that subtle coloring. The tasteful thickness. Oh my God. It even has a watermark

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what do you think he's doing?

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I wonder what the "don't email my wife" guy is up to these days

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@pig *rubbing my hands together evilly* hahaha, if my scheme comes to fruition, we'll make those multi-billion dollar international corporations pay us minimum wage until we DIE! And it's all because of me! THE MILLENNIAL!

tom waits talks about the round of mini golf you just finished and eats nachos [ASMR]

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making jokes about porn titles- text only 

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