The fridge story, alcohol ment, e.c. Show more
Once I was drunk at a frat party and their fridge was locked and drunk me didn't like that so I literally ripped the door off its hinge to get to the food inside. Later the rumor was that it was a big burly dude but it was just me
@j997922 hands in a carhartt jacket, spitting on the autoshop floor, taking a sip of a black coffee before imitating the noise my kia was making and having my voice crack partway through
selfie ec Show more
Alright I’m dressed and makeupd but I don’t have a full length mirror so like. Woops.
@Louisa argh, I'm sorry if I wear a lot of sense and I nailed it
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the girl reading this 🤩
it would be really cool to meet fedi friends. i live in #baltimore and i know all of like two people here but i wanna meet more folk who might have something in common with me
@burgin i only learned like a year ago that mormons used electricity
@j997922 friends i need to get into hijinks and your screams don’t matter
selfie, eye contact, boosts fine Show more
yesterday i was trying to photograph this shirt i bought recently! i’m a big fan of it
the kind pig of online
🌟ad astra per alas porci🌟
Unstoppable shitposting engine.