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maybe ill get some bites here: for those that partake in certain recreational activities i sell wirewrapped jewelry to assist you in those activities. im very good at what i do and can make you all kinds of custom pieces

What about chatgpt but it can only say the 1000 most common words in english like that xkcd thing

bro you're not scaring the hoes at all. the hoes are actually developing an unassailable confidence and ruthless clarity of purpose that i'm finding quite alarming

"We just told a bunch of effective altruists tech bros in SF that we did the analysis and decided it's more effective to send mosquito nets to a tropical country than turn their power back on after today's storm."

Tfw youre teaching your new friend some cool magic spells and he get a text saying the feds are about to fuck up his whole crew. Mood killerrrrrrr 😬

I am actualizing new paradigms in boofing technology as we speak

Are you in the right headspace to receive some freshly baked chocolate chip cookies

Ahhhh im about to see my best friend tomorrow for the first time in 6 years ~~~~~~~~~

Are you in the right headspace to receive some freshly baked chocolate chip cookies

@vegetablegremlin why do they call it a gallon of butane when you but ain't the cold air but is hot the lighter?

“Our works in stone, in paint, in print, are spared, some of them, for a few decades or a millennium or two, but everything must finally fall in war, or wear away into the ultimate and universal ash - the triumphs, the frauds, the treasures and the fakes. A fact of life: we’re going to die. “Be of good heart,” cry the dead artists out of the living past. “Our songs will all be silenced, but what of it? Go on singing.” Maybe a man’s name doesn’t matter all that much.”

Orson Welles, F for Fake

That awkward moment when you learn a trans guys deadname and it was on your shortlist for girl names

i'm not into the shazam remakes, it's just not the same without sinbad

Super excited to be driving tonight amidst the national drunk driving holiday

2000s era rap music is funny already but now whenever they say something like 'im the donald trump of this rap game' its gonna be even better

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jorts.horse

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