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maybe ill get some bites here: for those that partake in certain recreational activities i sell wirewrapped jewelry to assist you in those activities. im very good at what i do and can make you all kinds of custom pieces

One final comment on the guy - his profile says 'fedi legend' and like.... :yikes: ....bro if you have that in your profile and your name isnt healyn or tiddy roosevelt, it better be your birthday (and then yes you can get some boosts)

Every day i ask my cat 'whos a big poncho boncho' at least two hundred times and we still are not any closer to getting an answer @tuesday

at no point is it ever going to stop being delightful to me that Wendy Carlos has a birb sona

having period products in the men's room is a great first step, but we need to have a conversation about also having hot wheels cars in the women's room

Me and my wife have been getting real into Hades lately 

Hades nuts aint gonna suck themselves

local Channel 5 News anchor voice:

"doctors are raising alarm bells that many people are already impacted by the condition known as 'eepy,' and it could even be someone in your own home. tune in at 11:00 p.m. for our report. if you can stay up that late."

Every day i ask my cat 'whos a big poncho boncho' at least two hundred times and we still are not any closer to getting an answer @tuesday

Honey I Resized the Kids and Forgot to Check the 'Maintain Aspect Ratio' Box

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Click to learn about the HURDY GURDY 

Imagine youre getting crushed by a wagon of a rampaging invader army and this dude riding on the roof pops out and starts busting out the riffs on the thingamabob
youtube.com/watch?v=l3DF6cHN02

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jorts.horse

Unstoppable shitposting engine.