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Honestly the best self care advice i can give to people is to just unfollow people that post too much. Sorry friend but youre ratioing my timeline

Turns out basement kitty really likes to sit on you at night with all 12 pounds of his chonk

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I am sleeping with the freshly rehomed basement kitty and realized its the first time hes slept with a person in months :coolhhHHAAAHHH: :coolhhHHAAAHHH: :coolhhHHAAAHHH:

I am sleeping with the freshly rehomed basement kitty and realized its the first time hes slept with a person in months :coolhhHHAAAHHH: :coolhhHHAAAHHH: :coolhhHHAAAHHH:

Playing the genocide final boss in undertale and ive got megalovania deathly stuck in my head

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releasing men over 7 ft. tall from the social contract and civilization writ large, letting them flee into the wilds and wastes where they can crouch in bushes and sun themselves on warm rocks

Failed to give the cat a flea pill. Currently resting on gfs bed w other cat on me. STRESSED

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just realised that the next time i am horny irl someone will have to cope with the fact i have a seal with huge tits tattooed near my own human tits

I have to give my cat a pill to make its fleas die off again and i dont wanna disturb him! Aah hes barely comfortable in this bathroom

Aah im trying to integrate my roommates abandoned cat in with my gfs two cats

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Reporting a speed trap on Google maps feels pretty good

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thinking of pivoting to an account that only posts circa 2008 demotivationals. just post after post of people falling with impact font text that says "STANDING - YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG."

Somebody call 311: shortys hit a pothole on the dance floor - oh woahh

Rescuing the lonely basement kitty this weekend! First stop: vet

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jorts.horse

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