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some of y'all might be wondering why i'm on jorts now. i made a bunch of mistakes the entire time i've been on masto but recently there was one that was sort of a turning point for introspection. i can act extremely rash and accidentally hurt people and i never really noticed it til a bunch of wake up calls. it is never my intention to hurt anyone, if any of y'all know me, i love nothing more than to make friends. but its in that pursuit for friendship that i screwed up many times and (1/?)

top surgery gfm, donation request +++ 

hey friends ive decided to finally peruse top surgery but i need some help :blobheartraccoon:

surgery itself costs $10,412.75 & isn't covered by insurance, on top of the cost of care & a place to stay the week post-op. if you're able to donate just a little it would mean the world to me <3

ik not everyone has money to spare & that’s okay! your safety should always come first! but pls boost so it can get in front of folks who can 💗

i know i flex a lot but like i cant read books without pictures in them

i was swimming in her pussy now i feel like michael phelps!
i just scammed john cena for his wwe championship belt!

i'm at home here
in the briny
since i found out
you don't want me

always go swimming with a buddy
work real hard and always study

this bitch broke as hell she can't even buy a krabby patty!

the fucking scooby doo sample in syrup kills me

its so annoying i have so many hobbies im into but its basically a fucking coin flip if i'm even going to be interested in any of them on any given day

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