Lurking Jane @smileodonicthys@jorts.horse

Helpful reminder: I’m a huge dumdum

I’d almost forgotten why I chose this screen name lol

Jane because I’m a woman not a man

I’ve taken a couple edibles and two hard ciders so I’m apologizing in advance

So many potential pfps

She agrees

I’ve earned my afternoon nap today.

Wild floof spotted

Japanese Gardens

Public archery range

Fuck it going for a hike

Protip for cheap but good Thai food find a restaurant near a retirement community & get the lunch menu.

Literally just checked to make sure the author who “wrote” my dream book hasn’t actually written it in real life (nope she did not)

Read a book in a dream and it’s driving me nuts it’s not real

Ah I see this is one of those toots that get lost to the void for me, but no one else. I guess the jorts server was hungry

Btw a sequel for the Last Unicorn will be out April 4th https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B09ZS1GQB5/ref=tmm_kin_swatch_0?ie=UTF8&qid=&sr=

I love how much this show hates the Victorians.

New Time Team!!! https://youtube.com/watch?v=rDtkq7jMcU8&feature=share

Checked in on Twitter and saw the phrase “vagina phrenology” if you want to know how that site it doing

*clicks a USCSB video instead*

For no damn reason YouTube has decided it wants me to watch cave diving disaster videos #nottodaysatan

When you’ve been trying to go to sleep for literally hours but your human has been up late on the Computer

Technically the bit about his lemon cake was Fat Phobia but imo it doesn’t count if the target was a cop

I have a lot of criticisms of them but going “hold on, the cops looked dumb while doing a dumb search of his house so he made fun of them for being dumb” isn’t one of them

Im very glad all of Law Tube has rallied around Afroman against the BS lawsuit the cops have against him