polyamorous, mostly gay
crush queen of the fediverse
the first and last bofa babe
hottest member of the deep state
repeating "I haven't learned shit and I'm dumb as shit and I don't give a shit" in my head like a slightly off-kilter mantra of affirmation
some of y'all have NO clue how teachers live and it shows
that gif where abe simpson walks into a room, hangs his hat, sees bart, turns around, picks it back up and leaves but it's me seeing teacher discourse
posting this just so I have it for future use
AI: it's always just ten years away ™️
@succubus just hit the slow button
trying to play super smash bros. ultimate with an NES Advantage gamepad and getting my entire ass served to me on a plate
I'm bringing back Kinect
life is about one thing and one thing only: finding good people who enrich your life by their presence and doing your best to enrich theirs in return
here is a list of fediverse users I think are cute and here is a second copy of that list in case you throw it in the garbage
no way but the gerard way
dye your hair
I'M pretty and nice and funny once in a while, but nobody asks ME for feet pics
youtube poop still fucking rules in 2019. that's just how it is
if you have a crush on me you have to tell me or else it's entrapment
kinda can't decide if I want to live here or go back to my old hometown of witches.live. pound off in the comments below if you give a shit for some godforsaken reason
it's gonna be real funny when I finally meet up with this person I've had a thing going with for the last couple months or so and suck her dick and then tell her I've never sucked a dick before
if you stare into the abyss for long enough, the abyss will start to stare back, and then it will start to notice just how pretty your eyes are. that is my hope, anyway.
all these folks on tinder, always wanting to "nut". back in my day we would be satisfied with a "doughnut"
Unstoppable shitposting engine.