rhi @succubus@jorts.horse

I am learning all these neato facts about myself, such as "shut up"

me trying to make a funny post on here without alerting the reply guys on the federated timeline

my hot new story, FUCK SIX BILLION DEMONS,

a New York photographer took pictures of people before and after she told them they were beautiful:

America is fucked up in a lot of ways but using Z instead of S in -ize was one of the better changes. S is a cuck letter and it deserves to be used less

nailing the job interview by responding to "where do you see yourself in a year" with a cyberpunk 2020 character sheet

Deep fried brain worms

https://t.co/uW1Yg030JJ

ZAAANNNKOKU NA TENSHI NO YOU NI
SHOOOOONEN YO SHINWA NI NAAAAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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half of the people on mastodon are jer

i don't wanna do any more work this afternoon i just wanna come up with fake Purity Ring song titles.

Brinecoffin
Lung Caress
Mossphyst
Ossuary Hearth
Sangwink

#mastodev