rhi @succubus@jorts.horse

repeating "I haven't learned shit and I'm dumb as shit and I don't give a shit" in my head like a slightly off-kilter mantra of affirmation

Hey buddies I'm here for a round of #postin

Damn I was having a normal night until I had to tell my friend she should ask my girlfriend what she's getting into before she asks me to throatfuck her

I put my face into the AI website and it called me selfish and myopic. But like, myopic in the literal sense, which is even LESS true

Gotta update this now to add that once you've fought side by side in mech combat to the bitter end against an overwhelming foe, that's IT. Common internet queer law is coming for you oh god they're here at my door

Curious jorts

I don't trust people that worship children's TV and especially the people that make it

There's some point where you've been calling each other babe and hon and sweetheart and gorgeous and cutiepie for so long that you can't really claim you're NOT girlfriends even if you aren't actually in a relationship so all you can say is that you're not NOT together

Common law marriage but for queer internet dating

okay, which one of you assholes bet two dollars on "deadprem 2 announced on the nintendo direct" and won a small fortune

i'm a believer in Biggest Luke theory