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@succubus nobody here is refusing to interact with people with fewer followers than them or A/B testing their jokes for maximum impact or trying to parlay their accounts into a writing gig on a late-night show or any of the other baffling things you do when you try to perfect yourself into a human brand
i feel iffy about the "clout is fake" discourse because, like, users with clout are such a big part of what makes twitter toxic, but a lot of what people mean when they say "clout" on here is "someone has been active for a while and has a lot of followers and I don't like it" when idk, we're all just people here
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