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repeating "I haven't learned shit and I'm dumb as shit and I don't give a shit" in my head like a slightly off-kilter mantra of affirmation

fucking around chasing clout by going after people who i perceive to have 'clout'

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Thirty years ago, we had Bob Hope, Steve Jobs, and Johnny Cash.
Now Guy Fieri is dead

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anyone who can't see the piss.restaurant local tl is missing out

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@succubus nobody here is refusing to interact with people with fewer followers than them or A/B testing their jokes for maximum impact or trying to parlay their accounts into a writing gig on a late-night show or any of the other baffling things you do when you try to perfect yourself into a human brand

you have my sincerest apologies for piss.restaurant

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welcome to piss.restaurant don't ask about the lemonade

i feel iffy about the "clout is fake" discourse because, like, users with clout are such a big part of what makes twitter toxic, but a lot of what people mean when they say "clout" on here is "someone has been active for a while and has a lot of followers and I don't like it" when idk, we're all just people here

some of you may be interested in this shirt, available for one day only

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No complaints about my transition process except that I keep outgrowing my bras every few months and they're not exactly cheap

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this place is just the internet equivalent of hiding inside of a cardboard fort and laughing at anything anybody says

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I’ve lost control of my life, so I make up for that by taking control of other people’s lives instead

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jorts.horse

Unstoppable shitposting engine.