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repeating "I haven't learned shit and I'm dumb as shit and I don't give a shit" in my head like a slightly off-kilter mantra of affirmation

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I am learning all these neato facts about myself, such as "shut up"

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me trying to make a funny post on here without alerting the reply guys on the federated timeline

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my hot new story, FUCK SIX BILLION DEMONS,

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a New York photographer took pictures of people before and after she told them they were beautiful:

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America is fucked up in a lot of ways but using Z instead of S in -ize was one of the better changes. S is a cuck letter and it deserves to be used less

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nailing the job interview by responding to "where do you see yourself in a year" with a cyberpunk 2020 character sheet

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way lewd you've been warned Show more

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fsf announcing rebrand to 'the open source guys'
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I put my face into the AI website and it called me selfish and myopic. But like, myopic in the literal sense, which is even LESS true

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ZAAANNNKOKU NA TENSHI NO YOU NI
SHOOOOONEN YO SHINWA NI NAAAAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Gotta update this now to add that once you've fought side by side in mech combat to the bitter end against an overwhelming foe, that's IT. Common internet queer law is coming for you oh god they're here at my door

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i don't wanna do any more work this afternoon i just wanna come up with fake Purity Ring song titles.

Brinecoffin
Lung Caress
Mossphyst
Ossuary Hearth
Sangwink

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jorts.horse

Unstoppable shitposting engine.