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repeating "I haven't learned shit and I'm dumb as shit and I don't give a shit" in my head like a slightly off-kilter mantra of affirmation

I apologize for the error I made in calling myself "goth rosalina" previously, and offer the following correction:

im goth palutena

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Mastodon is chumbawumbing -- and many blame the whisky drink, they blame the vodka drink, they blame the lager drink, they blame the cider drink

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guys, i have real bad news about what our former admin has been up to...

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selling small vials of my spit for thirty dollars plus shipping fees.

if you want to be norted place your name and qualifications in the replies here and i will consider you as a candidate in the future.

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listening to Carpenter Brut in the hopes i will become satanic demon girl because thats what Carpenter Brut is about buddy y
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whatever I will sleep now and be pissed tomorrow instead

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if i get mad enough does it make me hurt less. is this a brain hack

temptress is a bad archetype I should have just taken all my levels in protector and put more points into stability

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"love is just a chemical reaction," I say and laugh nervously as my skull pops open and erupts from the mix of vinegar and baking soda some punk kid shoved in there

whatever I'll probably delete all this but I feel like everyone's allowed one Breakdown On The TL every few months

probably be easier for Some People if i, like, at least disappeared from the internet, if nothing else, huh???????? don't know what to make of this conclusion

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jorts.horse

Unstoppable shitposting engine.