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repeating "I haven't learned shit and I'm dumb as shit and I don't give a shit" in my head like a slightly off-kilter mantra of affirmation

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What the fuck is a vape ape. I’m frothing at the mouth here. I demand to see the fucking ape

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you know I keep that* in my wallet

*magnetic cards for the arcade

why is everyone talking about the big dick. i;m right here

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a fact worth celebrating and worth lamenting is that the internet serves to connect people regardless of the distance between them

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howdy. im the sheriff of bofa dot lol. bofa's dead now, lol

also I think it's hilarious that I got no responses to this until I posted a pee pee poo poo reply and then suddenly they flowed in like the amazon fucking river. never change, fedi

if you asked me about them, I'd tell you I'd known them all for some time--months to years--before I considered them a potential partner. I'd tell you that getting closer to them meant I was able to bring something out in them I didn't see in them for a long time, that you wouldn't notice in a group situation, mostly. I wouldn't be able to tell you what. it varies. but it always made me feel like I was special to them, and it made them all the more special to me.

if you started talking to them all for a little bit, you'd notice they are all quiet and softspoken. if you talked to them a bit more, you'd find them able to talk enthusiastically and at length about things they're passionate about, with very little restraint. if you talked to them about anything serious, you'd find them to be sweet and caring and to hold strong political convictions based on empathy and understanding.

I think I should share my insights on my type now. thank you to everyone who talked to me about this!

I care VERY little about physical characteristics. if you put everyone I dated or seriously crushed on in a room together and peeked in you'd find almost no commonality aside from not seeing any traditionally masculine guys.

okay fine pee pee poo poo or whatever does that make you happier!!! christ

hey tl, let's have a genuine and fun conversation. let's talk about something. here we go.

do you have a "type"? what kind of person do you find yourself attracted to?

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whole lotta discourse on here lately and here I am, minding my own business and sucking my own dick

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remind me to never go on the inter net again

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everything is a toxin. I'm gonna go be ascetic in the woods

posting a video of me publicly Shitting at the local Applebees to weed out the "Fake Friends"

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