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rhi  

repeating "I haven't learned shit and I'm dumb as shit and I don't give a shit" in my head like a slightly off-kilter mantra of affirmation

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rhi  

Hey buddies I'm here for a round of

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peptostate :horsiefied:  

I am learning all these neato facts about myself, such as "shut up"

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#DemiDudesRock  

me trying to make a funny post on here without alerting the reply guys on the federated timeline

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:lucy:​ Your Lady :lucy:  

my hot new story, FUCK SIX BILLION DEMONS,

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🌐neoliberal daddy🌐  

America is fucked up in a lot of ways but using Z instead of S in -ize was one of the better changes. S is a cuck letter and it deserves to be used less

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rhi  

nailing the job interview by responding to "where do you see yourself in a year" with a cyberpunk 2020 character sheet

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🌐neoliberal daddy🌐  

Deep fried brain worms

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rhi  

way lewd you've been warned 

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Oneesan succubus  
fsf announcing rebrand to 'the open source guys'
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ShitpostMirror  

t.co/uW1Yg030JJ

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eve  
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I put my face into the AI website and it called me selfish and myopic. But like, myopic in the literal sense, which is even LESS true

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eve  

ZAAANNNKOKU NA TENSHI NO YOU NI
SHOOOOONEN YO SHINWA NI NAAAAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Swampy, the plant coochie whisperer  

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rhi  

Gotta update this now to add that once you've fought side by side in mech combat to the bitter end against an overwhelming foe, that's IT. Common internet queer law is coming for you oh god they're here at my door

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rhi  

Curious jorts

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rhi  

Negative opinion I probably don't need to post 

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jackdaw :sugarskull:  

i don't wanna do any more work this afternoon i just wanna come up with fake Purity Ring song titles.

Brinecoffin
Lung Caress
Mossphyst
Ossuary Hearth
Sangwink

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rhi  

There's some point where you've been calling each other babe and hon and sweetheart and gorgeous and cutiepie for so long that you can't really claim you're NOT girlfriends even if you aren't actually in a relationship so all you can say is that you're not NOT together

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rhi  

Common law marriage but for queer internet dating

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