hi guyssssss i’m near my overdraft limit AGAIN because my work hours are so shit and student loan covers nothing lol so i’m like in desperate DESPERATE need of help, so honestly if you can donate anything at all i would be SO SO grateful

paypal.me/ashleyvillers
ko-fi.com/ashleymvillers
cash.me/£AshleyMVillers

unfortunately being in the uk limits the amount of money services i can access (side eyes at you, venmo) but hopefully that’s okay

@sweetmercury
To be worn while literally kicking ass. Infiltrating an evil corporate headquarters then rappelling out of a 46th floor window. That kind of thing.

my mom's worried my relatives might think im gay after i posted this on whatsapp lol

US Citizen?

Take a moment to protest the monstrous rule stripping away protections from our transgender friends. Protections that prevent them being denied medical care when dying of injuries.

protecttranshealth.org/

This is important.

I wonder if billy joel armstrong has a song for what he wants to do at the end of every month

my girl chubby sexy
c̷a̴l̴l̸ ̴h̷e̶r̴ ̵b̶o̵n̵i̵t̵a̸ ̶g̷o̸r̴d̵i̴t̶a̴
s̶͈͈̆h̵̳̔̾ę̸̙̈́͑ ̸̻̃͠ͅr̷͆͜o̵͈͑͌c̷̠͈̓͝k̷̞͝i̷̧̺͑͘ṅ̸̦̠ ̴̨͆t̶̻̄͜͝ḧ̵̞͠à̶͍t̵̳̭̍͝ ̵̢̑ṗ̴̹̰è̴̥͖̂a̸͌͠ͅc̴̼̰͛͠h̸̜̝̓ ̷̖̤̿e̶̟͘m̷͖͙͑ó̷̧͋ͅj̸̮͙̊i̵͚̺͌͝ ̴͋͜l̸̖̂̚ì̷̖̜k̵̨͙̐e̷͍͒͠ ̸͔̆̌ḣ̵̖̞̚ē̷̬ỳ̵̙̻͝ ̴̠̙́͂n̵̦̱̓i̸͇̾c̸̬͋ḙ̷̎͘ ̷̮̎t̶̛̖o̴̧͋ ̴͕̟̏͘m̵̥̍ę̸̖̈é̶͔̇t̷̬̭̐̾ ̶͓͐̚ỵ̸͈͐ä̷̛͕̝́

I love my scurvy wife. When I was a teenager, I was often teased by my friends for my attraction to girls on the majorly nutrient deficient side, one who hated citrus fruits, girls that the average (basic) bro would refer to as “is she ok?” or even ”why are her gums constantly bleeding”

*comes home from my job making video games to do level design in mario maker* yes,,, yes

i'd say that the primary reason that i haven't gotten married yet is that i just don't have enough hours in the day to defend a hot wife from healyn's advances.

Hey guys. I see you’re posting about philosophy. Heh. Have any of you heard of this fella called Neechee? Check him out. You’ll like him,,,, if your a bit... twisted

philosophy has two uses, and no others:

-to assert dominance by arguing about silly shit
-to think in funny ways

anyone else is doing philosophy wrong and has donkey ears

All these science experiments are fine but I want to see an astronaut vape. I want to see a zero g milky cloud of dank. Space vape or gtfo.

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jorts.horse

Unstoppable shitposting engine.