mason @sweetmercury@jorts.horse

My car's fixed! Unfortunately, they had to replace the transmission, and I can't get the car back until I pay for that. I live in the desert, where I need this car to buy food and medication. Please help me raise the funds for the repair. I need $2075 in total. Cash app: $spunkyspark PayPal: mousse412@hotmail.com #crowdfund #transcrowdfund

All my best posts come from me having diarrhea on the toilet after eating ice cream

slapping my balls down on the table in a poker game as self care

Thems brings tidings of autumnal bliss

did you know that the horse from old town road was a metaphor for heroin addiction

we grind to have a house that looks and smells like shit. we work all day and night to keep the dishes in the fucking sink and some pet hair on the hardwood floor. you know you wanna sleep on our couch with no blanket and a shitty square pillow

Biden will do a speech that's just him repeating variations on the phrase "God, remember when you could smoke on TV?" for twenty televised minutes while his aides frantically try and turn his pacemaker off so he'll pass out and stop talking

oh no Joe!! 😬 😬

When you tell Mom and Dad you can't figure out where all those cigarette butts in the yard are coming from

@j997922 bowsette is the least of your problems man lmao

drawing nsfw content of self agency for rule 34

what if both of the women wanted to cut the baby in half. what then king solomon. do you just adopt it yourself or what

"from this moment forward, everything hinges on ikari's son"

Ok yeah but don’t call me femme

bo jiden haha gottem. we're so fucked

please fap