IP banned from r/Philadelphia for making my 27th alt to ask where the creamed cheese is made

My grows more powerful with every digit of pi I memorize.

After swimming in raw sewage, which I love: “I’ve been swimming in raw sewage. I love it.”

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Might have to pin this toot in case anyone tries to come at me and suggest I’m anything other than 100% woke.

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broke: having the cilantro tastes like soap gene

woke: not having the cilantro tastes like soap gene

bespoke: having the cilantro tastes like soap gene and liking cilantro anyway

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ah, you persecute cao cao simply because he has different beliefs? *everyone gets mad at me* sorry sorry im trying to delete it

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The even more immaculate conception of the chad Mary

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i'm not saying the former president didn't get his dick sucked clean off his body, i just don't he'd post it on mastodon

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@healyn "BABA BOOEY BABA BOOEY" you yell as you run off, the microphone clonking against your jeans.

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selfies with eye contact. feeling very cute today. utilizing that good good post-snow sunlight streaming through my front window :yell2: 🗯

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i hope the person who punched richard spencer is having a good day

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im not waiting until memorial day to post this fuck you

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Buckle in buckos! Uncle ross has got a little something to say about the Gulf Citrus Growers Association. THREAD [1/4500]

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Before telling a person about a post they made, ask yourself:
1. Do I know this person?
2. Did they ask me?
See how it goes!

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Fucking off of this hellsite for good. If you need me please meditate in a hothouse for 36 straight hours and meet me on the -tral plane

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jorts.horse

Unstoppable shitposting engine.