@caymanwent "Judging by the splatter pattern of this Nickelodeon Gak, the victim was killed execution style, up close. Makes me sick..."
US politics kick ass because they manage to drag a single election out over an entire year and every single person on earth gets to hear about twitter celebrities making comments like "state senator Fucks McGucket just spent THREE BILLION dollars on various yachts, retweet to send him to JAIL" about the controversial Iowa-Ohio Caucus Voting Gerrymandering Budget Bill nonstop for three hundred fucking days
he/him. 39 years old.
Unstoppable shitposting engine.