mason @sweetmercury@jorts.horse

Phew, it took me scheduling myself time to work on this to actually finish it

I intended to do it the usual draw-reverse-carve way, like you would need to do if you wanted to print words, but I decided maybe I preferred it "backwards" when it came time to carve it. Now I'm not so sure but it was good to try and see

The inking itself was pretty rough too, I'm out of practice, but it felt good to get into it again 🍂🍄🍁

step into the Reply Guy Dome!

two guys enter!

several more guys enter!

talk like a pirate day sucks on its own merit but beyond that, it was the harbinger of this fuckin "all 365 calendar slots must have a theme" attitude and opened the door for shit like star wars day

im fighting capitalism... one purchase at a time! #benandjerrys

friday again on the instance which i have willingly chosen to moderate. time to ban exactly one user and then call 911

watched too many speedruns. can't walk into the grocery store without muttering "I hope i get a good pattern here."

normalize setting politicians on fire

@sweetmercury yo, did you know that it's called philadelphia cream cheese because philadelphia was once known for food purity in the pre-trucking era due to location in relation to farms and rail access? It was made in upstate NY, but they called it Philadelphia Cream Cheese

Aqua Teen was a great anime

MBMBaM reminded me how fucking terrible these are at """innuendo"""

The t-shirt: Big Johnson Socket Wrenches— You'll Get Your Nuts Off Faster When You're Cranking a Big Johnson

Justin: WHAT ARE YOU BRAGGING ABOUT

i turned myself into the sort of person who home makes pickles mastodon. i’m pickle link

if donald chump cared about american troops he would send them to my house for some first class sucking and fucking. and yet not a single troop has been deployed to my front door.