mason @sweetmercury@jorts.horse
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he/him. 40 years old.
Joined Oct 2018
Chanting the “Fear is the mind-killer” mantra every time I have a questionable fart on deck.
Ok so Dune slapped.
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just realizing that Dune is a gritty grimdark reboot of Doonesbury? interesting. Jason Momoa as Zonker makes a certain amount of sense.
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That scene in Predator 2 where he's breaking out his weird alien first aid kit, but he's just preparing his bripe
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@radicalrobit @Taweret my former coworker, a grown man with adult children, used to wipe his boogers on the bathroom wall
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@Taweret "how else will they learn to hate people if they aren't stuck having to use the same bathroom and discover that grown ass adults still don't know how to flush?"
Me, 10 followers, 7 of whom have me muted: “my haters are my motivators”
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Hey everyone, our living situation suddenly went to shit and is now not one we really want to stay in. our housemates are inconsiderate, and have decided that all our problems are our own fault and are unwilling to change their behavior and would rather yell at us than let us get a full nights sleep
i don't know how much we will need yet, but i'm trying to raise money now to get us out of here
Commission info: http://xenoclaws.art/commission-info (gallery is NSFW)
Paypal: http://paypal.me/xenoclaws
Cashapp: $SCoyote
Venmo: SCoyote
I know i ask for a lot but things just keep happening, please bear with us and help us out if you can
Sorry honey, I can't "have sex" even though it's "our anniversary". I have to go throw some iron around in The Boneyard.
Buying a single 8lb dumbbell, keeping it in my garage, and referring to it as "the boneyard" from here on out.
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setting aside some time this weekend to swap in my winter-tread nutsack.
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platformers? you mean mariolikes
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reclining divorcèdly on my lounger, i lower my enormous sunglasses to gaze in snakelike lust at some big meaty Hunks over the top of a harlequin romance novel called "Destined for Diarrhea"
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Me, every day: “man why am I running behind AGAIN”
Also me, every day:
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This movie is great, lol. Just absurd monsters, vietnam flashbacks, taxidermy coming to life. What else do you need?
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parenting
not to be dramatic but imagine if parents stopped raising their children to be One Of The Few Who Succeeds, at the deficit of their children's health, and started openly criticizing and rejecting the systems that mean their children will suffer if they aren't one of the few who excel
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here at ChillCorp™ we aim to test the limits of how chill a human can possibly get. by utilizing Big Doink™ technology and the most advanced sitting devices on the planet, we plan to be the first humans to actually chill to death. Look for our research paper, coming soon to Chilling Magazine™
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my old coworker told me that knowing me and seeing my journey helped her be a better parent when her child came out as trans and now im crying
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he/him. 40 years old.
Joined Oct 2018
