mason @sweetmercury@jorts.horse

CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER

Let me explain it: favs are read receipts, but they also mean "I really like this post", but they can mean "not even going to try replying to this, accept this and leave".

lol i'd forgotten about this classic mastodon exchange.

-I don't care about "good" coffee because it's bitter as shit

-it comes on in the morning while I'm in the shower and I just have to add a pod, press a button, and then add my cream & sugar before getting in the car. If it was a process that took 5 minutes longer I'd give up coffee, I don't have 5 extra minutes in the morning

-I'm only ever making coffee for myself

-the pods are recyclable so I dismiss talk about this negligible extra waste

i've been busy for the last hour has anyone posted "stuttgart wife, stuttgart life" yet or can i get a piece of that action?

i AM still thinking about thos beans

Every so often I'll just sing "puppy puppy puppy" or "dog dog dog" to the tune of classical music at my dog. Sometimes both "puppy" AND "dog".

thank you to the powerful lighting in the bathroom of my local lgbtq+ bar

here's a take. tacking "Karen" on to the end of your bland joke didn't make it funnier. half the time it made it worse and now that we all stan the best Karen on here it is illegal.

judge judy related too judge joe brown

woah "...and then the President whipped out his dick and told Mr Biden 'see that Joe? That's why I'm gonna win 2020' and then proceeded to wink and leave the private meeting"

Finally hit 20,000 words!

Pretty much on par to win, but I'm going to need to push a bit to get to my goal of 80,000 words by the thirtieth.

I've been playing around with 4theWords, it's a fun site and really helpful.

*reading the anarchist cookbook* what the fuck I just wanted cupcakes with As on them

My greatest achievement as a teenager was uploading a video titled "AVATAR FULL MOVIE PART 1 OF 10" to YouTube the day it was released.

It was a Seinfeld clip with the characters edited to be blue and it got 40K views.

hell yeah

Oh Fuck yesssss

the second reason, was purely because i have an incredibly immature sense of humour. it was funny to me lol. like, the idea of shit and piss for breakfast is just fucking hilarious to me. idk why. maybe i should grow up? maybe i should embrace the shit and piss. who knows. all i do know is that i played the fediverse like a fucking fiddle

if i had told people straight away, then it would've been funny, sure, but it wouldn't have had the same result. part of what made it work, for me, was the reaction. it getting related to the likes of goatse was the pinnacle of this. it was the specific aesthetic i was trying to mimic. the flash giving it a sort of fish out of water feeling. like its been caught, in the dark, doing something bit shouldn't. so, yeah. thats it. it wasnt real shit.