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uspol, kill them all 

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eugen wants to implement geotagging so that my followers can find me and mercilessly beat me for my awful posts

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glad everyones getting hype for nonbinary day but actually my birthday's not for a couple weeks

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URGENT: Black gay man in RI seeks safe housing 

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somewhere, there's a cis person out there whomst has money they dont need that i can humbly ask to help me get DP2 for enby day ko-fi.com/bugpaws

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get a job doing what you love and you'll never work in this town again

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uspol, kill them all 

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Never said these were the cool af pictures btw but maybe this baby having dinner will make up for it `

Exasperatedly explaining to my wife AGAIN that YES I need to sing “the poop song” when I’m in the bathroom and YES it has to be at full volume. How else am I supposed to generate the intra-abdominal pressure needed for expulsion?

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The 👏 people 👏 in 👏 the 👏 tenth 👏 camp 👏 matter 👏

Dropping to me knees and praying to any god that will listen that Gary Larsen’s new cartoons aren’t just cheap digs at millennials and their damn facebooks.

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jorts.horse

Unstoppable shitposting engine.