mason @sweetmercury@jorts.horse
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he/him. 39 years old.
Joined Oct 2018
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oh my god this was the akira year
uspol, kill them all
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eugen wants to implement geotagging so that my followers can find me and mercilessly beat me for my awful posts
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glad everyones getting hype for nonbinary day but actually my birthday's not for a couple weeks
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somewhere, there's a cis person out there whomst has money they dont need that i can humbly ask to help me get DP2 for enby day https://ko-fi.com/bugpaws
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get a job doing what you love and you'll never work in this town again
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@sweetmercury Sanitizing the invisible hand.
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Never said these were the cool af pictures btw but maybe this baby having dinner will make up for it `
Exasperatedly explaining to my wife AGAIN that YES I need to sing “the poop song” when I’m in the bathroom and YES it has to be at full volume. How else am I supposed to generate the intra-abdominal pressure needed for expulsion?
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The 👏 people 👏 in 👏 the 👏 tenth 👏 camp 👏 matter 👏
Dropping to me knees and praying to any god that will listen that Gary Larsen’s new cartoons aren’t just cheap digs at millennials and their damn facebooks.
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teaching crows to say "bro"
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he/him. 39 years old.
Joined Oct 2018
