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what else do I envy my dog for?
- getting treats when she's a good girl
- getting to spend every day with me, a cool person
- being walked on a leash regularly
25 years and approximately 10 months ago, an arbitrary configuration of physical particles convinced themselves that they're alive and conscious
many of those particles have been gone for a long time, even though they still exist
but the consciousness remains
i'm Ben Lubar, and humans are really fucking weird
It’s a hot hot hot hot day in parts of North America. If you’re like me, your only access to cooling at home is something like a struggling window unit.
Libraries can be cooling stations if you can get to one. And they mostly won’t kick you out. They’re a place you can be and not buy anything. Keep safe if you can. 💜💜💜💜
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lewds: nakey fun time
ludes: Methaqualone, a strong sedative
— donation links to help me transition;
cash app: £AshleyMVillers
Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...The real clown is the Resident of the White House" #RESIST
Unstoppable shitposting engine.