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say what you will about Mao... he was 100% right about landlords

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Now this right here is some fuckin dirt! This soil really responded to the leaves the city brought me last season. It's full of compost and it's light and springy with nice moisture retention capacity

I absolutely SLAMMED my preworkout* and now I’m going to punch a hole in my garage wall while listening to Carly Rae Jepsen.

*a reasonable dosage of generic citrulline malate that I bought on smile.amazon.com.

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it whips. it slaps. one might even say... it's poggers

What’s the correct woke take on Lola Bunnies bazoongas in the upcoming Space Jam reboot. No nuance please, just tell me what to think.

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just took a shower and i wanted to share with you all what i was just thinking about....LonelyGirl15

It is a prison and somehow breaking out of it is considered a failure.

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Filosofy Friday: Masculinity is a panopticon. It’s a series of tests where everyone involved is grading everyone else, constantly looking for single fault failures.

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why is the tl lit when i should be in bed, unfair

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I will send you nudes of my pixar mom dump truck ass for a month if you back danks game for $500+ and DM me proof.

kickstarter.com/projects/proph

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Honestly this stuff is some of the most “I studied the blade” shit I’ve ever listened too. It kicks ass.

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Men Garnishing Their Own Wages (and putting it all into crypto)

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Listening to Earth Crisis and pretending that the lyrics are about beating up fascists instead of beekeepers.

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divorcing my wife over her consistent pattern of sleeping with my sister and hiding behind accusing me of selling her car to fund my funko pop collection. also it's abuse to ask me to prove she actually slept with my sister or that i didn't sell her car

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Remember when the first image they released just said DUNC and they had to change the logo

The funniest shit about liberals is that they think if they link arms and stand in front of Nazis to “stop the violence” that we wouldn’t first throw bricks at them without hesitation.

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Unstoppable shitposting engine.