hi guyssssss i’m near my overdraft limit AGAIN because my work hours are so shit and student loan covers nothing lol so i’m like in desperate DESPERATE need of help, so honestly if you can donate anything at all i would be SO SO grateful
unfortunately being in the uk limits the amount of money services i can access (side eyes at you, venmo) but hopefully that’s okay
To be worn while literally kicking ass. Infiltrating an evil corporate headquarters then rappelling out of a 46th floor window. That kind of thing.
Take a moment to protest the monstrous rule stripping away protections from our transgender friends. Protections that prevent them being denied medical care when dying of injuries.
This is important.
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Mets pitcher Jason Vargas looks like a schlubby guy in a shitty 90s sports comedy where a financially struggling baseball team runs a "pitcher for the day" lottery and he wins
This is what the Mets are
Unstoppable shitposting engine.