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I'm sorry i wasn't listening, i was too busy breasting boobily. can i help you

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I’ll never get tired of watching these losers just panic and run away whenever they are asked to do anything other than talk over and gish gallop an 18 year old who wasn’t prepared for a “debate.”

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Steve Crowder, like all of these grifters, is such a paper tiger. Just a long, sighing, wet fart.

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fucked up that coke wont let me pay for a bottle that says "share a coke with stalin"

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hey babe are you ok? you've barely touched your federated decentralized microblogging social media...

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Elon shit 

@Timmy it's three meters Michael, how much could it cost, a hundred billion dollars?

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nerds and dorks: computers are so smart... they will rule the world....

computers:

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radical feminism is when you replace vowels with Ys instead of Xs to show how gyndyr nyutryl you are

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@sweetmercury the only thing worse than websites are apps that are a react native reconstruction of a website

*Silicon Valley start up voice* “Ok so we’re going to put up a series of blinders in front of the lighthouse and we’ll lower them if we see that a boat is flying a Light Subscription Flag”

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It’s almost like the internet is a public good and trying to make it profitable is a fools errand.

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The technology has existed since the web’s inception to make this all so easy and instead shitheels desperately waiting for these companies to be profitable are making it all as difficult as possible.

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The rise of corporate social media has made the web feel like a series of bridges with trolls underneath making me solve riddles to get anywhere. Fuck off. Fuck. Oooooffffffff.

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@sweetmercury Yeah Reddit is pretty bad about that. That’s one of the main ones that I notice that do that

Fuck to any website that won’t let you see its content unless you “view in app”.

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Unstoppable shitposting engine.