Getting back on this (jorts) horse. Wish me luck! 3rd time's a charm I hope

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had a workplace discussion about the viability of calling someone "a tired old pie" as an insult.

arrived at this conclusion:

if you dunk on somebody hard enough, you enter a freestyle-mode where you can start shouting ANYTHING at them and it counts as a burn. doesn't matter how ridiculous -- people cry laughing.

like when you're playing Parappa or Guitar Hero and killin' it, or when you're on fire in NBA Jam, except you're making fun of your friend for some ludicrous shit they just said.

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I'm a bit drunk and am wearing what has just been described as "the gayest outfit ever"

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#MASTODON POST PRIVACY - who can see your post?

PUBLIC 🌏
Anyone can see and boost your post everywhere.

UNLISTED πŸ”“
βœ… Tagged people
βœ… Followers
βœ… On your profile
❌ Local and federated timelines
βœ… Boostable
βœ… Visible to admins

FOLLOWERS ONLY πŸ”
βœ… Tagged people
βœ… Followers
❌ On your profile
❌ Local and federated timelines
❌ Boostable
βœ… Visible to admins

DIRECT MESSAGE βœ‰οΈ
βœ… Tagged people
❌ Followers
❌ On your profile
❌ Local and federated timelines
❌ Boostable
βœ… Visible to admins

#FAQ #needhelp

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everyone's favorite pedantic, Canadian physicist:

Neil Degrassi Tyson

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User interfaces like this that try to be all "relatable" in a cutesy, cultivated-marketing-identity manner really rub me the wrong way. I've taught ESL and I've studied other languages and this is really frickin' obnoxious for folks who aren't native speakers. Cut it out, tech companies.

#UI #UX #design

On web I would do it like this. The URL of the post is in the src tag.

Different apps all do it differently, but usually there's a "view in browser" option then you just grab the URL from the address bar in the browser.

Just ate 4(four) hard boiled eggs as a snack and now my office "smells like rank farts" and I should "have consideration for other people" or some bullshit

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wow, just saw an actual teenager hop an 8 foot fence to skip school in one fluid motion.

You go ya anime ass kid.

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She smiles and she says this is it that's the end of the joke

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All of this would be a hell of a lot more compelling if the people who consume artists' work took steps to help artists live. But they don't. You know who is gonna pay my bills? A corporation. A corporation, not a leftie community, is gonna make sure I eat.

What does that say about you? They'e fucking evil and you're doing LESS for workers than they are. Put your money where your mouth is and find ways to support artists instead of just calling pirating praxis. You're full of shit.

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Horses can wear jorts too. [[THIS IS ETERNALLY A WORK IN PROGRESS]]