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Let me explain it: favs are read receipts, but they also mean "I really like this post", but they can mean "not even going to try replying to this, accept this and leave".

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I like my Keurig Show more

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i've been busy for the last hour has anyone posted "stuttgart wife, stuttgart life" yet or can i get a piece of that action?

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i AM still thinking about thos beans

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Every so often I'll just sing "puppy puppy puppy" or "dog dog dog" to the tune of classical music at my dog. Sometimes both "puppy" AND "dog".

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🚩 selfies, ec 🚩 Show more

Me: I’m going to do a bunch of calf raises for the first time in forever. This will really tear em up.

Also me, the next day: why can’t I walk good no more

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here's a take. tacking "Karen" on to the end of your bland joke didn't make it funnier. half the time it made it worse and now that we all stan the best Karen on here it is illegal.

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:bing: judge judy related too judge joe brown

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impeachment hearing Show more

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NaNoWriMo update Show more

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*reading the anarchist cookbook* what the fuck I just wanted cupcakes with As on them

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My greatest achievement as a teenager was uploading a video titled "AVATAR FULL MOVIE PART 1 OF 10" to YouTube the day it was released.

It was a Seinfeld clip with the characters edited to be blue and it got 40K views.

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cw for piss, shit Show more

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cw for piss, shit Show more

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jorts.horse

Unstoppable shitposting engine.