Ian @theangelremiel@jorts.horse

I'm not strong enough to hold that much pain. My being there won't make anything better for anyone. It's cowardly of me to retreat but I never claimed to be brave.

Finding myself disengaging from everywhere. Took two weeks off mainstream social media before the election. Meant the result didn't hurt as much as it wasn't a surprise and wasn't drawn out. But now I have no desire to go back. It will all be infighting as far as the eye can see. Why would I want that?

Important cat update

Shitpost hoc ergo shitpropter hoc

Twisting My Sobriety by Sade but it's to the tune of Twistin' The Night Away by Sam Cooke

Ass Town Costs Ass Clown His Town Crown #assking

Nursing Times stole my restaurant idea

Special best friend

so I was off the dot horse for a while. Did That Won't Do make it here?

Dramatic Beard Lighting

I have now coughed so much that my back muscles complain when I breathe. Being ill is fun.

Put more food down but they're only going to eat it again

The cats were out of food and complaining this morning. I'd be more sympathetic but I'm not the one who ate it.

The Italian three bears can touch a little-a spaghet

A former Conservative Party MP writing to tell me to vote for the lib dems is literally the opposite of how to get me to vote for the lib dems.

me and my superego when we come up with a particularly excellent post on the ol' social

gathering an absolute doorstep of notes so I can sit in a cafe tomorrow and edit. Maybe it would use less characters to just type "I'm really fucking pretentious"