thots & prayers @themorgangoats@jorts.horse

hey @Gargron i know theres no sponsored posts or whatever but can i slide you a cheeky 50 under the table i made a good joke and think i should be allowed to pay to force everyone to see it

Web browser or bust bitcheeesss

Covered in the cum of my enemies

i will never understand the mental gymnastics required to believe "retweets are not endorsements"

Facts about #GuildWars2

Maximum number of character slots (excluding weird edge cases like being at max character slots before getting a free one): 69

Maximum guild level: 69

Magically Infused Tuna level: 69

always relevant

i may not be taller than most of you standing up

on your knees, however

@bewitchyourmind @citrustwee @Ophillous a tall girl kicking your ass is hot, but also, a short girl kicking your ass is hot. i am beginning to think that maybe getting your ass kicked by a girl is hot....

billionaires forsaking their donations while the poorest donors foot most of the bill just sums up that institution in a fucking nutshell

The #dirtTour is just how i pass the time while i scroll through old posts looking for pictures of @muppetbutler's dogs

@Ophillous I will murder u with my bare hands. who even needs to be tall. useless

secretly short people are cute asf but don't tell them cuz it's cute when they get mad abt their height

if you're shorter than 5'4" grow up

every Hufflepuff ate ass.

not a single gryffindor ever got close except maybe ron by accident