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colonel: watch out snake, the night crew roams the timeline at these hours

snake: night crew, huh

otacon: the "night crew" is a group of posters who roam the night posting the most cursed toots, yet some believe they are the lifeblood of the fediverse. take care, snake

mei ling: hell is empty and all the devils are here

master miller: wouldnt it be fucked up if i was ur brother

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this is john. he's the chosen one. he lives in an apartment with carey, another chosen one. across the hall lives an old lesbian couple: they're also chosen ones. welcome to The Chosen Many, a new sitcom featuring romance, cats, prophetic dreams, abuse of coffee and, of course, lots of laughs

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Florence comes on.
My God.

And they had started up with June, and I saw her, on stage, and she was singing out to heaven, I swear.

Her arms were outstretched, she was so at peace with herself and everything, just so free.

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hey im not doing mass dms or importing my follow list but like, i have an account in myasstodon now. its @ItsMorgan

i got like 1/8th of my followers from jorts horse so i assume the other 7/8ths were dead accounts and bots

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bienaventurados mis seguidores, pues ellos caminan en la luz del señor

san petersburgo.. ... buenos aires..... . newfoundland..... dale!!!

i have polls

david koch gone now sending my energy to bolsonaro to get him to spontaneously combust

hey im not doing mass dms or importing my follow list but like, i have an account in myasstodon now. its @ItsMorgan

hi gm. i have cultivated the lost art of "logueing off" while u were busy w the blade

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jorts.horse

Unstoppable shitposting engine.