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colonel: watch out snake, the night crew roams the timeline at these hours

snake: night crew, huh

otacon: the "night crew" is a group of posters who roam the night posting the most cursed toots, yet some believe they are the lifeblood of the fediverse. take care, snake

mei ling: hell is empty and all the devils are here

master miller: wouldnt it be fucked up if i was ur brother

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this is john. he's the chosen one. he lives in an apartment with carey, another chosen one. across the hall lives an old lesbian couple: they're also chosen ones. welcome to The Chosen Many, a new sitcom featuring romance, cats, prophetic dreams, abuse of coffee and, of course, lots of laughs

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Florence comes on.
My God.

And they had started up with June, and I saw her, on stage, and she was singing out to heaven, I swear.

Her arms were outstretched, she was so at peace with herself and everything, just so free.

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I heard Hatsune Miku and Saint Francis Of Assisi had sex! Turns out they're both bottoms!

you alright? you cool? do we understand each other? are you... [i make a strange hand gesture] down to clown?

gonna sleep for real. love y'all. hope my main is back tomorrow

"where did all the capitalists go? why are you cleaning that guillotine?"

selfie ec 

i am living the "gays can't sit straight" stereotype rn

gonna sleep now. hopefully my main will be usable again on the morrow

do people still know who i am. who am i without my avatar

become an exterminating angel. everything we want will require unfathomable violence. buckle up

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