Ve̶ge̢ta̵bl͠e ͝G͏rem҉l̸įn @vegetablegremlin@jorts.horse
fuuuuck yes a friend of mine has an extra ticket to see maseo spin this weekend
da horse is still lit
checkin da horse feed, who's still chillin here
Listen just because i can dance and dress,
Out dancing
Woman comes up on me, we dance very fresh and lewd
Her; my brother’s gay!
Me: 😐
Her: i wish my bf could do this
Me: 😐
Her: he’s so heterosexual
Me: 🤔😮
My neice today: But I don’t like taco bell
[ eats nine tacos ]
I like taco bell
I get totally checked out on railroaded d&d games
Like when im running a gig and you want to try some wild shit then okay, roll for that. You want to bluff a ghost? Roll against my ghost’s insight
2010 me "maybe i don't have to accept being treated like shit"
2020 me "turns out i do"
2022 star wars 9 comes out, it opens with Rey waking up with a start and talking about a weird dream she just had
Rose: was this a vision or prophecy
Rey: No.
shout out to 105.5FM lumpen radio chicago
one cool thing about this is a: they play good ass music and b: when you turn on the radio, nobody else in the world knows you've tuned in. take that streaming services
vape flavors that are not some willy wonka bullshit are harder to find
so like, now "mint" is too exotic or something
[ makes a slice of rye smooch a slice of sourdough ]
shiptoast
all the starwarse really has me vibing on how the Expanse has any idea what they want to do whatsoever
broke: die hard is a christmas movie
bespoke: saw is a home alone sequel
