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i got so fed up with everything being a homestuck reference i didn't understand that i showed My Teen Daughter the six flags vengaboys commercial
my daughter was watching some zombie show which seemed to have a straightforward premise: there's one dude with a zombie immunity and they have to get him to science guys
then they bring in some psychic stuff
and then they apparently involve aliens
and she's like what the hell
and i'm like so all those years you made fun of me for watching shows that i keep saying are terrible, now you know
now you're Grown
[ in orbit around the planet you and your people have called home since forever ]
Federation: wow here we are wayyyyy out here at the very edge of our explored space. Wow this is really the sticks. Hey thanks for coming on.
Nerys: uh huh okay
Fed: We're calling this station "the ass end of nowhere 9"
Nerys: I'm standing right here
why did i look at the bad website. i am now aware of people i was better off not knowing about