S̕n͜óŕl̡a̸x :verified: @vegetablegremlin@jorts.horse

feelin okay aboout my brain right now, i think i'm in a place where i'm no longer even considering gettin back with that ex and i'm sure this time it will definitely last until she texts me

thinkin bout when people were excited at the release of a portable mp3 player capable of holding 32Mb of mp3s

watched Kairo with my daughter and the next day mentioned how i had spooky ghost dreams because of that movie and she was like which movie? oh right, 'hell is full bitch'

cooch is corduroy smooch

fuck what's popping and nothing else

my li'l #FF is looking at this and reading it as "IT FOLLOWS YOU" and was like oh no i have to have sex before the satanic trash can gets me

Ah, the gentleman's sport

@chest_bot inventory

@chest_bot open chest

Get ready for... the thicc S

when i lived out in maine there was like one chinese restaurant and they ran an ad which opened with a voice-over "the chopstick lesson, part 2" and it was 30 seconds of two little kids just eating some food in a messy grabby kid way

at the time it sort of faded into the general noise of everything but it just burbled up from my memory just now and imo it was genius

sometimes i remember when i had a car and was like god damn how could anybody live like this

cars are honestly bullshit

Nickelodeon presents Aaahh!!! The French!!!

Conference calls wreck me up selfy

me: do your school friends or onlines talk about carly rae jepsen

daughter: nope not really

me: huh must just be a communist thing

extremely "what is wrong with me" mood

house music

https://youtu.be/i36IRWZEvfo

i'm really fucked up on anxiety right now but god damn do i love house music