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elaine bennes saying "it can't be funged" ok i'll take my book advance now thank you

anyone do any furniture making or fabricating? I'm conceiving of replacing my desk with a cybersyn

no wait THIS is my final form

got the pattern lined up right by having my own heat transfer image printed up and pressing it into pbt dsa caps with a flat iron

ok gonna check if these keyboard firmware macros work

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN M

oh fuck yes apparently my neighborhood's covid eligibility just moved to include health conditions including obesity. yeah baby! do NOT take my pulse or blood pressure or blood oxygenation or any other health metrics, just look at my BMI. This time I will agree that I am sickly from husky

going down the weird keyboard hole i found that there is a tented keyboard manufactured by a company called Dygma Lab

watching tng and frame by framing every shot with external shots to see if anyone ever got some mustard on the enterprise model

my pitch to netflix is groundhog's day but from the perspective of the groundhog

lmao after starving the youtube algorithm by watching nothing but mechanical keyboard videos for weeks it's apparently reverted to what it knows i will click

Hello, "next recommended video" my old friend

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just found out about "fan theory that totoro is a god of death and the girls are dead" and i'm pretty pissed at nerds right now. miyazaki already made the saddest movie on earth what more do you want

pumping myself up to convince myself that anyone who regards godzilla vs kong as merely "okay" is an enemy for life

damn messin around with this keyboardio makes me look back at my younger self and thinking i was just so cute for thinking that remapping capslock to ctrl was cool

that lunix computer i ordered is delayed a month because of some supply chain fuckery and i've been putting off playing games until it comes and i expect i'll be so out of practice i'm gonna barely escape tartarus for weeks

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jorts.horse

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