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attractive nuisance

one of you fuckers posted about "that wonderful feeling when you shit so clean you don't have to wipe" and then immediately deleted it and I want you to know that I saw your secret shame and sin

you can't hide forever, coward!!!

Feb 09, 2019, 05:52 · Public · 11 · 25
jer (knzk best home)
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@killeveryhetero i signed it “-the man with the world’s shittiest ass” but deleted it because i didn’t want it to seem like it was about me

attractive nuisance
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@jzs42069 this literally just almost sent me onto the floor wheezing with laughter so hard it physically hurt and I started choking

jer (knzk best home)
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@killeveryhetero ok, thank god. lmao

toxic shock yuri
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@killeveryhetero i didnt know you were following my secret alt